Season 1

“I don't like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility. At least not until I've got a job in middle management.”

— Karen Hydendahl, Paul Sparagano, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped. Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell o…”

— Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Quinn: Is this gonna take long? I'm suppose to be somewhere. Daria: Oh, is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?”

— Sam Johnson, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life? Daria: Only when I'm awake.”

— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm? Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.”

— Glenn Eichler, Anne Bernstein, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Jane: So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding. Daria: Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Dr. Shar: It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face. Daria: Maybe you could inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile”

— Larry Doyle, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.”

— Anne Bernstein, Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”

— Peggy Nicoll, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia.”

— Glenn Eichler, Laura Kightlinger, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Daria: It smells like... like... Jane: Teen spirit?”

— Glenn Eichler, Nena Beeber, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality! Daria: You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Yeah. I'm tired of being at a school where the kids just think they're cooler than me. I want to go to one where they're smarter than me also.”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Brittany: Thanks for helping me earlier in art. May be there's something I could teach you. Daria: Well, you could show me how to twirl hair around my little finger and look vacant. [Twirling hair around her finger] Brittany: I don't know if that's something you can teach.”

— Anne Bernstein, Brittany Taylor (voice), Janie Mertz, imdb.com

“Brittany: Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common. Daria: Breathing?”

— Anne Bernstein, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Daria: So what do they talk to the guys about? Jane: Room full of guys and a male teacher. Daria, Jane: Nocturnal emission.”

— Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”

— Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Can anyone give me another example of a group using coercive techniques such as peer-pressure, chanting, and social-isolation to achieve control over its members? Brittany Taylor: Cheerleading?”

— Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Brittany Taylor (voice), Janie Mertz, imdb.com