Season

Season 2

by Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, Rob McElhenney and 2 others

The second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, premiered on FX on June 29, 2006. The season contains 10 episodes and concluded airing on August 17, 2006.

(15 total)

Characters

Charlie Day (15)Rob McElhenney (11)Charlie Kelly (7)Glenn Howerton (6)Danny DeVito (4)Dennis Reynolds (4)Frank Reynolds (3)Mac (1)

“Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers. Dennis: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning! Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.”

— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: losers, Drinking, Irrelevant

“Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your a**? Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my a**!”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: butt, Drugs, Shove

“Dee: I am not a failure! Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.”

— Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com

Tagged: Failure, Fail, Sassy, Diss

“I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little butt, I'm gonna to kick some butt in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a…”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: USA, Kick Butt, Eagle, Patriotic, Flag

“Charlie: Okay, okay, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps. Dennis: Good work. Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar. Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Work, Grunt Work, Job, Roles, task

“Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script? Charlie: Yes. And action. Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right…”

— Charlie Day, Danny DeVito, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Office, elections, Speeches, Script

“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both! Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”

— Charlie Day, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

Tagged: Smart, Attractive, Women, Men, Rude

“You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out”

— Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: jesus, father, Messiah, Questioning

“Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.”

— Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, gay, God, Religion

“No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.”

— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Mom, Advice

“Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.”

— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Welfare, Crack, Recovering, Money

“Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management. Charlie: That's why I did it. Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get? Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.”

— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, Stealing, Theft, Leadership

“Dennis: This Jew's in for a ton of work. Mac: Come on, man! You can't say things like that! Dennis: I don't know what I said. What'd I say? Charlie: Uh, you dropped a hard 'J' on us.”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Jewish, Sassy, Shock

“Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog. Frank: I don't have the dog. Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor? Frank: Yes.”

— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

Tagged: dog, Hiding, Lies, Poop

“Charlie: [in a wheelchair and army vet attire] This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: [shouting] Viet…”

— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: War, Wheelchair, Pity