Season

Season 1

by James Roday, Dule Hill, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, Kirsten Nelson and 2 others

The first season of Psych originally aired in the United States on the USA Network television network between July 7, 2006 and March 2, 2007. Produced by Universal Cable Productions and Tagline Television, the series was created by Steve Franks, who serve

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Characters

James Roday (22)Shawn Spencer (22)Steve Franks (13)Andy Berman (8)Kerry Lenhart (7)Burton 'Gus' Guster (5)Dule Hill (5)William Rabkin (3)Anupam Nigam (3)Lee Goldberg (3)

“Hooray for loopholes!”

— Kerry Lenhart, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

Tagged: Hooray, Loopholes, Legal, Police

“Bianca: Ok, here goes. This is so scary. I was lying in bed watching 'One Tree Hill,' my favorite show. Chad Michael Murray is so hot. And I had this cute little kitty alarm clock, it meows and blinks its eyes every half hour. So, all of a sudden, they just start blinking over and over and over, and…”

— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Story, Crime, Explosion, Dramtic, Ending

“The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!”

— Kerry Lenhart, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Chips, Cheater, Psychic

“Pack it in, pull the plug, shut it down, leave the dead meat in the freezer, and put on your Sunday best ‘cause its Arbor Day, baby!”

— Kerry Lenhart, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Arbor day, Sunday best, Pull the plug, Shut It Down

“Why you dirty, filthy rascal with the suede, suede head.”

— Kerry Lenhart, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: dirty, Filthy, rascal, Suede

“Gus: I need Facetime with my boss; I already missed the pamper pole trust exercise. Shawn: I'm uncomfortable with you even saying the words 'pamper pole.'”

— Anupam Nigam, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: facetime, pamper, Uncomfortable

“Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Clouds, Murder, Killing

“Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her. Gus: Dude. Why don’t I ever get to say things like that?”

— Anupam Nigam, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: mystery lover, Mystery, Cool sayings

“Lassiter: There is something I've got to get off my chest. Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.”

— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Get something off my chest, Shirt, Sassy, Shirtless

“Come on, Lassie. Show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush. Come on! Go Simon Cowell! You've got the salt and pepper! IT'S NICE!”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Chest hair, Chicks dig it, Simon Cowell, Salt and Pepper

“Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.”

— Steve Franks, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: pluto, planet, Messed Up, upset

“He is very forgiving of others. For instance just the other day, I spilled the hot cocoa all over his genitals, and I say 'I'm sorry,' and it is fine.”

— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: I am sorry, Forgiving, Accidents, genitals

“Shawn: This place is trashed. Gus: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by. Shawn: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?”

— Anupam Nigam, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: trashed, Johnny Depp, Sassy, Jokes, Time Machine

“Shawn: Simba, I am your father. Gus: I don't think Mufasa has ever said that. Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, I'm Not Rappaport, it's all James Earl Jones.”

— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: I am your father, Mufasa, lion king, Simba, James Earl Jones

“What are you doing? We don't know anything about delivering warthog babies.”

— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: Warthog, babies, Delievery, Nervous

“Gus: Don't touch that, it's blood. Shawn: It's not blood. Gus: Enjoy your hepatitis.”

— John J. Sakmar, Kerry Lenhart, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: Blood, Sassy, Hepatitis, infection

“Shawn: And by the way, Dad, my birthday wasn't yesterday. It was...four months ago! Henry: Yeah, well, after you were born it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started tickin'.”

— Kerry Lenhart, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

Tagged: birthday, Smile, Fatherhood, Sassy

“Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you. Gus: Crunch? [Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform] Shawn: Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.”

— Kerry Lenhart, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Captain Crunch, Civil War, War, Uniform

“There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

Tagged: Witness, Cat, licking, Jealousy

“I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: lap dance, Dancing, Patrick Swayze