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Rick and Morty
Rick is a mentally-unbalanced but scientifically-gifted old man who has recently reconnected with his family. He spends most of his time involving his young grandson Morty in dangerous, outlandish adventures throughout space and alternate universes. Compo
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“Well then get your shit together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together. [pause] And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get…”
— Alex Rubens, Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Listen, Jerry, I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything. It’s your house. It’s your world. You’re a real Julius Caesar, but I’ll tell you some, tell you how-how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time, a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, “tw…”
— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker! I could be a clone! I could be a hologram! We could clones controlled by robots controlled by special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they're fucking your mother!”
— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“President: Here's the adventure: some kind of alien goo-ga has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels. I want it hunted down and taken out. Morty: Kennedy Sex Tunnels? President: Naturally you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of national embarrassment: the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley H…”
— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Beth: Am I evil? Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”
— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims!…”
— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fuck…”
— Tom Kauffman, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Because I don't respect therapy. Because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words…”
— Jessica Gao, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.”
— Jessica Gao, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com