Season

Season 1

by Paulo Costanzo, Jill Flint, Mark Feuerstein, Reshma Shetty, Jeff Kwatinetz

(15 total)

Characters

Andrew Lenchewski (9)Mark Feuerstein (8)Hank Lawson (8)Paulo Costanzo (5)Constance M. Burge (5)John P. Rogers (5)Evan Lawson (5)Jill Casey (2)Jill Flint (2)Michael Rauch (1)

“Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.”

— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

Tagged: whoa, disease, are you kidding me?, Fun, Catching

“Divya Katdare: Here's an idea: let's have dinner but absolutely no conversation. Evan Lawson: Yeah. Like we're married.”

— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

Tagged: marriage & adult relationships, talking, Conversation, Dinner, Quiet

“Differences are always easier to settle over a good meal.”

— Constance M. Burge, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: differences, Easy, settle, Good, Meal

“It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.”

— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Brunch, Clothes, breakfast, Hungry, Lunch

“1986 called. It wants its shorts back.”

— Constance M. Burge, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Diss, Shorts, vintage

“Hank Lawson: Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing. Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com

Tagged: Pizza, Refreshing, odd, lemon strudel, dessert

“I think it's cute that we had our first fight before our first date.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Jill Casey, Jill Flint, imdb.com

Tagged: Cute, Date, first fight

“Evan Lawson: Wait, I'm not done talking. Hank Lawson: I know. That's why I'm going.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, Walking Away, talking, Rude, chatter

“I know you love your son, but you need to stop fixating on his destiny and start worrying about his life, because he can't be president if he's dead.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Son, Parenthood, Destiny, Life

“You just compared Daryl Hall to the Earth. What do YOU know about taste?”

— Michael Rauch, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Daryl Hall, Earth, taste, Questioning

“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Smells, Bad, Simile Examples, jesus, Patrick Dempsey

“Why would I want to spend tonight partying with a bunch of people whose biggest problems revolve around whether or not to send their Yorkshire terriers to therapy, huh? Give me one decent reason.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: party, People, Problems, therapy, Yorkshire terrier

“Yeah, man plans, God laughs.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Man, plans, God, laughs

“Evan Lawson: What's my favorite sport, Hank? Hank Lawson: Extreme social climbing?”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: Sport, Favorite, social climbing, Extreme, Sassy

“Hank Lawson: Yeah, and all month I've been saying 'No way.' Evan Lawson: I thought you meant no way like 'No WAY!' Hank Lawson: I haven't meant it that way since I was ten.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

Tagged: month, No way, Meaning, Confusion