Season

Season 7

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Mailon Rivera, Wayne Knight and 142 others

Season seven of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 21, 1995, and concluded on May 16, 1996, on NBC.

(83 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (45)Larry David (23)George Costanza (21)Jason Alexander (21)Peter Mehlman (15)Gregg Kavet (13)Andy Robin (13)Cosmo Kramer (11)Michael Richards (11)Spike Feresten (10)

“I mean, I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Good People, admiration

“I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others—I can't be with someone like that.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Caregivers, Good People, Dating, Irony

“Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...makeup sex is all that I have left.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Makeup Sex, arguments, Dead Bedrooms, Contraceptive Sponges

“Come on! I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing.”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Laughing, lying, Paranoia

“If I date a taking person, everyone's taking, taking, taking, no one's giving—it's bedlam.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Takers, Givers, Dating, Relationships

“Ah, you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with—Movie G…”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Independence, Relationships, Coffee Shops, Movies

“Well you know, all you guys ever do is sit around the coffee shop talking, sit around Jerry's apartment talking. Frankly, I don't know how you can stand it. I’ll see you.”

— David Mandel, Susan Ross, Heidi Swedberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Boredom, Jerry Talks Too MUch

“This is not good. Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset.”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Worlds Collide, Getting Upset

“You know, uh, she has no female friends! You know that, don'tcha? Something strange about a woman whose friends are all men.”

— David Mandel, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: One of the Boys, Women with no Female Friends, "I Hate Other Women"

“There's nothing more pathetic than a grown man who’s afraid of a woman.”

— David Mandel, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Masculinity, Grown Man, Fear of Women

“You're a man's woman. You hate other women, and they hate you.”

— David Mandel, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Misogyny, Man's Woman, Female Misogyny, Women Hating Women

“You see what's going on here? You're attracted to him because he can't remember anything about you.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Aloofness, Attraction

“The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com

Tagged: Catalogs, Murder, Secrets

“Mothers say things. My mother goes babbling on and on like a crazy person.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: mothers, Crazy People, Babbling, passwords, Bosco

“Why does everything have to be 'us'? Is there no 'me' left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Individuality, Codependency, Solitude, selfishness, Relationships

“I don't think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you. Now just back off.”

— Spike Feresten, Bob, Yul Vazquez, imdb.com

Tagged: Gay Men, Thugs, Threats

“Yeah. Yeah. With all that kissing and the shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy out in public like that. It's disgusting.”

— Spike Feresten, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Shmoopy, PDA, Public Displays of Affection, Kissing

“I had to listen to a five-minute discussion on which one is actually called Shmoopy.”

— Spike Feresten, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Shmoopy, Public Displays of Affection, PDA

“I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody.”

— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, Low self-esteem

“There's only one caveat—the guy who runs the place is a little temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi.”

— Spike Feresten, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Caveats, Soup, Nazis, Soup Nazi, Temperamental