“Right before I die, if my life flashes before my eyes, I hope there aren't 30 second ads before each section.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.comTagged: Death, advertisements, Dying
“When I'm on the freeway I can't help but honk at the a-holes who don't like my violent, unpredictable driving.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.comTagged: Driving, violent, Unpredictable
“Reading the newspaper before a 1st date will make sure you have something more substantial than sauerkraut to make conversation easier.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, first date, Knowledge, Conversation
“Know what artisanal sex is? It's when you make up the moves rather than copy what you've seen in a porn video.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, artisanal sex, Porn
“Whatever you do, don't stay home in the A/C. Only way to meet people is to leave the safety of your home.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, meeting men, Communication
“I get letters from couples whose sex life has died and they don't know why. Hidden resentment can be one cause.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Couples, resentment
“Hope you haven't let another hump day slip through your fingers though I suppose slippery fingers are an indication of something.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, wet, lube
“Can't decide between watching World Series or GOP debate? That's easy, turn TV off and stare into each other's eyes.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Sports, Couples
“If you're single and going to wear a risque costume on Halloween make sure it has a little pocket to hide a condom.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, safe sex, condoms, Protection
“Some people are voting today. Some people are having sex. They're not mutually exclusive but not in the polling booth, please!”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Politics, voting
“Today's National Sandwich Day and no I don't recommend threesomes even on a day like today.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, threesomes, sandwiches
“If you have an STD, the deadly HIV or another, you must tell your partners. If you don't have the courage, then masturbate.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, STD, masturbate
“Couples should talk about how often they want to have sex and then try to meet whatever goal they agree on. Communication is key.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Communication, Goals, Couples
“Did you get the deal you wanted on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Just remember that orgasms are free and always available!”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, orgasm, Shopping
“Happy Festivus, the day where everyone is encouraged to do a little pole dancing!”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, pole dancing, stripper
“If you're making New Year's resolutions about sex, make them realistic. I don't want you to be disappointed.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Goals, realistic, Disappointment
“Saying you'll do entire Kama Sutra probably won't happen but trying one or two new positions can really help your sex life.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, kama sutra, sex positions, sex life
“And what's stopping these people from masturbating before they get in their car? Maybe it's time they got their own place, no?”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, masturbating, orgasm
“I always said masturbation was the only truly form of Safe Sex but with people masturbating in cars, no longer true.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, masturbation, Cars, Safety
“Guys if you put in as much anticipation into Val Day that you do the Super Bowl I guarantee you'd score more points w/the ladies.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.comTagged: Sex, valentine's day, Football