Quotes tagged ‘Drunk’

“Claire: It's alright. It is possible to deliver a breach baby. I may have to reach inside and guide it out. Jenny: Alright. But, you'll be fetching me a good stiff dram before we start. Claire: In that case, the baby will likely be drunk, too. Jenny: Then he'll come into the world a true Scot.”

— Toni Graphia, imdb.com

“Jamie: I need a whisky. Claire: You've had enough. You need liquids. Water or broth. Jamie: Whisky's a liquid, no? Claire: No.”

— Joy Blake, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com

“Claire: Are you implying that I'm intoxicated? Jamie: I'd be impressed if you weren't.”

— Anne Kenney, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com

“Come on, let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore.”

— Mark Hentemann, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal…[breathing becomes a little more labored]…and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can'…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Jayne Cobb, Adam Baldwin, imdb.com

“'Perspective.' You want perspective? I'll give you mine. You're my brother, and I love you, but you're like an alcoholic who refuses to admit he's got a problem. Now someone's given you the keys to the school bus and I am not going to let you drive it off a cliff.”

— Ann Cherkis, Chuck McGill, Michael McKean, imdb.com

“I think tomorrow I'm gonna blow my brains out. I haven't decided. But tonight, I'm getting drunk.”

— Glen Mazzara, Edwin Jenner, Noah Emmerich, imdb.com

“In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.”

— Kathryn Borel, Sam Brenner, Brian Boyle, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Lois Griffin: Have you been drinking? Peter Griffin: Why yes I have... thank you.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”

— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend.”

— Andrew Chambliss, Barbie Kligman, Stefan Salvatore, Paul Wesley, imdb.com

“Henry: You were ordered to stand down! Hawkeye: I did, but I fell up again.”

— Sheldon Keller, Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Grace: I don't know why she has to blow everything out of proportion. Ya know, I might have said some terrible things to her but I was drunk. I didn't mean it. Babe: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum. Grace: No they don't. Babe: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking liar…”

— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com

“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”

— Howard J. Morris, Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com

“I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk!”

— Phil Lord, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Asher: Has someone had a few too many? Annalise: A whole bottle of vodka, and if you all had balls, you'd be drunk too.”

— J.C. Lee, Erika Harrison, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“Frank: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham. Mac: Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?”

— Glenn Howerton, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com

“It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.”

— Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com

“Penny: Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I speak Italian! Alex: [her face and hands smeared with sauce] Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs!”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com