Quotes tagged ‘Drunk’
(122 total)
“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field? Brendon: We tried, but you were too big. Coach McGuirk: Excuse me? Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk? Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off th…”
— Bill Braudis, Brendon Small, Loren Bouchard, Melissa Bardin Galsky, Janine Ditullio, H. Jon Benjamin, Coach John McGuirk (voice) / Brendon Small (voice), H. Jon Benjamin / Brendon Small, imdb.com
“Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha. Sonny: What, are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy? Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it? Sonny: Get off the stand, please. Mr.…”
— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Lucy Ricardo: They're going to kill us. Police Sergeant: Why would they do that? Lucy Ricardo: So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol. Police Sergeant: This is serious. Lucy Ricardo: You're darned right it is! These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent. Police Sergeant: Wha…”
— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“If not for that recital and that burger, I might not have ended up on the doorstep of a drunk, twenty-one year old girl. That’s not just a series of coincidences, it’s destiny. And I never doubted you were mine. And never doubt that all I want, forever and always, is for you to be happy.”
— Micah Schraft, Jennie Snyder Urman, Michael Cordero Jr., Brett Dier, imdb.com