“I'm dying. I'm dying or I'm fired. [he has a horrified thought] Or my mother's visiting!”— Russ Woody, Frank Fontana, Joe Regalbuto, imdb.com
“Today I learned that my mother and father looted my savings and stole my hopes and dreams.”— Heidi Clements, Ben Wheeler, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, imdb.com
“When I was pageantizing, my mother told me there's only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough”— Jack Burditt, Jenna Maroney, Jane Krakowski, imdb.com
“900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”— Russell T Davies, The Doctor, Christopher Eccleston, imdb.com
“We are half-people. Ripped from the pages of some bizarre mythology, the two sides within us, human and crown engaged in a fearful civil war, which never ends. And which blights our every human transaction as brother, husband, sister, wife, mother.”— Peter Morgan, Duke of Windsor, Alex Jennings, imdb.com
“You have your mother’s common sense but your father’s devilment. I see them fighting. Let your mother win.”— Steven Knight, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com
“My mother taught me many things. Among the most useful is that one must always have Shakespeare at hand.”— John Logan, Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, imdb.com
“This was one of those days I wish I'd listened to my mother and studied to be an orthodontist. Looking into someone's mouth has gotta be better than staring death in the face.”— Diane Frolov, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com
“My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara...she goes by Tammy.”— Norm Hiscock, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.”— Keith Heisler, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!”— Alex Herschlag, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“None of us get to choose our fathers, but we do get to choose our father figures. I chose my mother. That set me back a bit.”— Keith Heisler, Mike Barker, Seth MacFarlane, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Rhoda: My father's short. Mary: See, it didn't bother your mother did it? Rhoda: Bother her? She made him that way.”— Lloyd Turner, Gordon Mitchell, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
“I was five years old before I knew my father could talk. You know the first thing he said? 'Listen to your mother.'”— James L. Brooks, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
“I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.”— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com
“When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so goes to her grave a defeated woman.”— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“Holt: Same to you, your honor. [Hangs up the phone.] Jake: Oh, what judge were you talking to? Holt: That was my mother.”— Daniel J. Goor, Joe Lo Truglio, Michael Schur, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com
“I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Or maybe it makes you matter. Maybe I love you. Maybe something about your mother. Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth.”— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com