Quotes tagged ‘Police’

“There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”

— Ronald D. Moore, Cpt. Lee 'Apollo' Adama, Jamie Bamber, imdb.com

“Scram, police! Wait, wait! That’s us. Right.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?”

— Jonathan Collier, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”

— Catherine LePard, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial '0' and ask for the police. That number again, '0.'”

— Sam Simon, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Matt Groening, Chief Wiggum, Hank Azaria, imdb.com

“Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night.”

— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Leonard Snart / Captain Cold, Wentworth Miller, imdb.com

“Of all the ways the government dips into our pocket and steals our money, my least favorite is when the police gives us bogus tickets just to fill up their quotas.”

— Kevin Hench, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“When I was a kid, I wanted to be a vet, and I volunteered at this animal shelter. I'd see the animals come in burned, tortured, mutilated. I got less interested in treating the animals and more interested in catching the animals who did that to 'em.”

— Vince Calandra, Richard Willis, Chris Messina, imdb.com

“Randy Marsh: Uh yes, officer? Cartman: I clocked you at 40 MPH back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah? Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 MPH. Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir. Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend? Cartman: Sir, step ou…”

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this. But it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”

— Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer. Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”

— Peter Gould, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.”

— Bill Callahan, Todd Harthan, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

“Hooray for loopholes!”

— Kerry Lenhart, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

“When I was in the department there were two things I hated in this world: private investigators and psychics. Congratulations, kid, you just hit the disappointment trifecta.”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

“I’m not saying a conversation between one police officer and one gay guy will solve all the problems, but maybe it can open up eyes to something more.”

— Karamo Brown, imdb.com

“Whatever you say to the police can and will be misconstrued to support the prosecution. So when in doubt, shut your mouth.”

— Erika Harrison, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“Mama always said, God is mysterious. He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day. But instead - he had the po-lice say Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more. She went to live with her grandma, just over on Creekmore Avenue. And that made me happy, because she was close. And some nights she'd…”

— Winston Groom, Charlie Peters, Eric Roth, Ernest Thompson, Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks, amazon.com

“Further, an excess of legislation defeats its own ends. It makes the whole population criminals, and turns them all into police and police spies. The moral health of such a people is ruined for ever; only revolution can save it.”

— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com

“And then I cut the arm off. Cut each piece. Bagged each piece. Triple-bagged it in large plastic trash bags. Put them in the back of the car. Then I'm driving to drop the evidence off a ravine, ten miles from my house. Did that at three o'clock in the morning. Halfway there, I'm at a deserted countr…”

— Jeffrey Dahmer, angelfire.com

“All of your police, judges, lawyers, wardens, doctors, National Crime Commissions and writers have combined to find out and remedy the cause and effect of crime. With all this knowledge and power at their command, they have accomplished nothing except to make conditions worse instead of better.”

— Carl Panzram, www-rohan.sdsu.edu