Quotes tagged ‘prostitution’

“Larry: Why'd he pay you double last time? Darlene: Because we watched a whole movie last time, too, and I told him I'd probably be in trouble then, too, if I didn't show you more for it.”

— David Simon, Larry, Gbenga Akinnagbe, imdb.com

“Someone gonna sell the pussy, someone gonna buy the pussy. We're just landing the cut, man.”

— Richard Price, Chris Yakaitis, Black Frankie, Thaddeus Street, imdb.com

“I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with Benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

“Lynn Bracken: You say ‘fuck’ a lot. Bud White: You fuck for money.”

— Brian Helgeland, Curtis Hanson, Lynn Bracken, Kim Basinger, imdb.com

“You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!”

— Waldo Salt, Cass, Sylvia Miles, imdb.com

“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.”

— Abby Kohn, Marc Silverstein, Dana Fox, imdb.com

“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com

“It's the 20th century, sweetie. You wanna make a buck? Have 'em start showin' a little skin.”

— Steve Kornacki, Lucky Luciano, Vincent Piazza, imdb.com

“I don't deal with prostitution. Ever.”

— Peter Calloway, Andres Fischer-Centeno, Maxine Seagrave, Natalie Zea, imdb.com

“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute] Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much? Officer: Fifty. Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you’ve got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you’re paying for it. You’ve gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin’ to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turn…”

— Trey Parker, Butters, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“Recruitment Consultant: Moving on, do you have any special skills? Bridgette: Yes...basketball. Recruitment Consultant: You know, I think I might actually have an opening in prostitution. Bridgette: As in, prostitution? Recruitment Consultant: It's actually perfect for you. Make your own hours, pays…”

— Jess Dweck, Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com

“Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in.”

— Mark Fergus, Hawk Ostby, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr., amazon.com

“Mr. Halster has filed a complaint against you with Human Resources. Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the Human Resource world, we refer to that as 'being a filthy prostitute.' Now, since this is your first incident, and, uh,…”

— Matt Hubbard, HR, (Not Listed), imdb.com

“A guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her. He makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't gonna go home with him. Guy says, ‘What if I offer you $1 million to sleep with me?’ The woman's never had a million dollars in her life. She stops and considers the offer very seriously. The…”

— Sam Esmail, Antara Nayar, Sakina Jaffrey, imdb.com

“I feel a bit like, uh, pretty woman.”

— John Wells, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com

“Prostitute 1: What should we do tonight? Horror movies? Prostitute 2: I say movies.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me…”

— Larry David, Rabbi Glickman, Bruce Mahler, imdb.com

“You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com