Quotes tagged ‘Sarcasm’

“Forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.”

— Irene Mecchi, Scar (voice), Jeremy Irons, imdb.com

“Kent Davison: The only unthinkable thing is that anything is unthinkable. Ben Cafferty: Kent majored in fortune cookies.”

— Simon Blackwell, Georgia Pritchett, Kent Davison, Gary Cole, imdb.com

“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”

— Catherine LePard, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth? Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?”

— Robert Cohen, Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady, Leonard Hofstadter, Johnny Galecki, imdb.com

“Seth: How was the mall? Ryan: Eh... Weird. Seth: Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Sandy: Wow! You're all set up for your Newpsie convention! Hey, when do these vultures land? Kirsten: Soon, and I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere. Sandy: Good. Gives them something to talk about.”

— Jane Espenson, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“Father Thomas: There's nothing you can do. It will find us, and when it does we're all dead. Piper: Well, you're just a ray of sunshine now, aren't ya?”

— Daniel Cerone, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com

“Phoebe Halliwell: Where are the keys? Prue Halliwell: Keys? Phoebe Halliwell: You know, shiny silver silver things that go jingle jingle.”

— Krista Vernoff, Phoebe Halliwell, Alyssa Milano, imdb.com

“What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”

— Francesca Rollins, Oliver Goldstick, Caleb Rivers, Tyler Blackburn, imdb.com

“Nonsensical questions usually imply sarcasm, which I've found people often answer sarcastically.”

— David Hoselton, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Freddie Highmore, imdb.com

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”

— Matt Witten, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony. Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter. Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”

— Sheldon Bull, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Great! Great, great, great! Hilda: That’s the spirit! Sabrina: I was being sarcastic! Hilda: So was I...”

— Nell Scovell, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Okay, we have five witches and a newt, we should be able to do something. Hilda: I’ve got it: We all hide inside a giant wooden horse! Zelda: Hmm, that worked so well the last time.”

— Frank Conniff, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“You must be proud. Hiring our sloppy seconds, pumping a competitor's wife.”

— Jason Cahill, Joe MacMillan, Lee Pace, imdb.com

“Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.”

— Steven Maeda, Leonard Dick, James "Sawyer" Ford, Josh Holloway, imdb.com

“Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here? Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.”

— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com

“John Locke: Are you using? Charlie Pace: What? John Locke: Heroin? Are you using it again? Charlie Pace: Kate sees a horse. Nothing. Pretty much everyone's seen Walt wandering around the jungle. But when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs, right?”

— Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com

“Claire Littleton: What do you suppose all that's about? Charlie Pace: I reckon Jack's going to do something heroic.”

— Steven Maeda, Leonard Dick, Charlie Pace, Dominic Monaghan, imdb.com

“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.”

— Joseph Lee, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com