“Judge Julius Hoffman: And the record should reflect, that defendant Hoffman and I are not related. Abbie Hoffman: Father, no! Judge Julius Hoffman: Mr. Hoffman, are you familiar with contempt of court? Abbie Hoffman: It's practically a religion for me, sir.”— Aaron Sorkin, Abbie Hoffman, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com
“This place is about as haunted as a sock drawer.”— Stuart Ortiz, Colin Minihan, Lance, Sean Rogerson, imdb.com
“Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.”— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com
“Between Hermione and me, feminism's basically fixed.”— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com
“Well it's very nice to meet all of what you are.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com
“Well I won't be a caddy all my life, I'm going to car wash school in the fall.”— Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Pj Torokvei, Harry, Jonathan Silverman, imdb.com
“You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.”— Brian Doyle-Murray, Douglas Kenney, Harold Ramis, Motormouth, Hamilton Mitchell, imdb.com
“Are you the criminals...from the statistics?!”— Berkley Johnson, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.”— Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Pamela Pettler, Jenny Bennett (voice), Spencer Locke, imdb.com
“If I'm doing a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit.”— Chris Terrio, Lester Siegel, Alan Arkin, imdb.com
“Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you? Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.”— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Erica Rivinoja, Killian Gray, Branch (voice), Justin Timberlake, imdb.com
“Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary? James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.”— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com
“[after throwing a bad guy into a printing press] They'll print anything these days.”— Bruce Feirstein, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com
“Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you? James Bond: [Sarcastically] The thought never crossed my mind.”— Christopher Wood, Richard Maibaum, James Bond, Roger Moore, imdb.com
“Rapunzel: I met someone. Mother Gothel: Yes. The wanted thief, I'm so proud.”— Dan Fogelman, Mark Kennedy, Rapunzel (voice), Mandy Moore, imdb.com
“[Bond stares at the porcelain bulldog statue on M's desk] James Bond: The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives. M: Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated, 007.”— John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, M, Judi Dench, imdb.com