“I can cum 8 times and not get tired... Men cum 2-3 times and they gotta reboot like 1995 windows computer...”— Addicts Of Sex, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, orgasm, Men, Women
“Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.”— Sex Notes™, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Women, Boners, Horny
“Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. If that's the case then I'm in for a wild December.”— caitlin, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Statistics, sexually active
“It's so easy to get over someone if their sex game is average.”— Baby, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Bad Sex, Exes, Moving On
“You know what's hot???? Consistent communication.”— Sex Supply , twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Communication, Conversations
“Of course I'm on Pinterest. I pin all the different pieces of furniture I'd like us to have sex on.”— Belle, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Pinterest, Social Media
“My bf is getting a car and I'm so excited to have sex in it.”— Unpleasantbabe, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Car, Sex, Adventurous
“All you gave me was good sex and attitude...”— gerard. | 13RINGS, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Attitude, Worthless, useless
“My signature sex move is apologizing.”— NORMAL HUMAN, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Apologies, sex moves, Funny
“When your man is choking you during sex but you remember when he cheated so you die to teach him a lesson.”— Monique Monrowe, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Choking, kinky, Death
“When I say 'hang out' I really mean, let's have sex.”— Instant Turn Ons™, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, hang out, Sex, plans
“[Gets into argument with girlfriend after sex.] Give me back my sperm.”— Cat Damon, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Sperm, arguments
“Let's make a pretty quilt together and then have sex on top of it.”— Kapitano McPhockary, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Crafts, Creative
“[during sex] Do you have anything to eat?”— Mattzilla, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, food, Hungry, eating
“Anal sex is honestly the best and most crafty ice breaker to get to know someone better!”— blake anthony , twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Anal Sex, anal, Ice Breakers
“Callin a girl a hoe cuz y'all had sex on the first date like robbin a bank with ya friend then callin him a thief.”— Greg, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Hoes, Double Standards, Men
“Bitches be telling the dude to go deeper while having sex. Now if he could, he would. You don't hear him yelling tighter, tighter.”— Horny Facts™, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, orders, Deeper, Tighter
“Step 1: make her happy Step 2: make her horny”— Sex Notes™, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Horny, Happiness
“He had that "I gotta sneeze" face the whole time we were having sex!”— Little Thickburger, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, sneezing, Funny
“I can't have sex with a pregnant bitch the baby gonna grab my dick or something.”— killthots, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, pregnant, babies
“Moooanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday.”— Sex Freaks , twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, weekdays, moaning, thirsty
“If sex for girls feels anything like cleaning your ears with a Q-tip then I can;t blame females for being hoes”— Louisiana ⚜Boy, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Q-Tips, Ears, cleaning
“I felt no earth shaking during the Oklahoma earthquake tonight. Ummmm, not much different then my sex life.”— BettyFNCrocker, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Earthquake, sex life
“Good sex is when you can remember every position 5 months later.”— ebony cousin, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, sex positions, Memories
“Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.”— Sex Freaks , twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, birth control, Men, Women
“If Hillary Clinton wins tomorrow it will be the first time in American history that two presidents have had sex with each other.”— lasagna, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, Election, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton
“[phone sex] You: What are you wearing Me: A face mask”— audrey honeydrone, twitter.comTagged: Sex Tweets, phone sex, dirty talk