Latest Quotes

“Siwicki started a YouTube channel, then switched to creating music, and then filming short-form videos for Vine.”

— Amanda Perelli, Inside The Life And Career Rise Of YouTube Star Shane Dawson's Video Editor, Andrew Siwicki

“The stereotype is true: Men are suckers for red.”

— Erin Klabunde, What To Wear On A First Date, According To Science

“'Does anyone else bark commands at Alexa in the voice of Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek?'”

— Nora Dominick , BuzzFeed Staff, 21 "Schitt's Creek" Jokes For Anyone Who Knows It's A Masterpiece

“New research reveals people watch about 3.5 hours of television each day, on average.”

— Study Finds, Survey: The Average Person Will Watch More Than 78,000 Hours Of TV

“I have a writer’s brain.”

— Cat Marnell, Cat Marnell Talks Success, Love And Accidentally Turning Her Head Into A Meth Lab

“Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change shit, just to feel a couple things twice.”

— Drake, 6PM in New York

“Barstool Sports has sold more than 30,000 people on its Barstool Gold subscription product.”

— Erika Nardini, Barstool Sports tops 30k paying subscribers

“I love my own thoughts!”

— John Mulaney, Unpopular Opinions About Mistletoe And Rudolph With John Mulaney

“It should be the year you work on ridding yourself of baggage, getting over your deepest insecurities, and learning to love yourself unconditionally.”

— Holly Riordan, 2020 Should Be The Year You Stop Putting Yourself Last

“Imagine an alcohol brand that wanted to reach female millennials who like to drink in the summer, love nail art and are interested in LGBTQA issues. With its new offering, internally called SponCon, BuzzFeed might take that request and ask its edit team to create five posts that align with the initi…”

— Kayleigh Barber, BuzzFeed's SponCon lets display advertisers request editorial content for their target audiences

“Being festive means different things to different people.”

— BIANCA NIEVES, 30 Ugly Christmas Sweaters To Get You In The Holiday Spirit

“An affordance points both ways, to the environment and to the observer.”

— James Gibson, Subpixel Space

“I programmed you to believe that.”

— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty

“Whose kidneys are these?”

— Caitie Delaney, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland, One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty

“Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.”

— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty

“I going to daughter your brains out, bitch.”

— Michael Waldron, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, The Old Man and the Seat

“You can't stay mad a guy with this amount of talent.”

— Michael Waldron, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, The Old Man and the Seat

“Oh, boy, you don't know how fast time goes by until you get there.”

— Steven Zaillian, Frank Sheeran, Robert De Niro, The Irishman

“I picked us over him.”

— Steven Zaillian, Russell Bufalino, Joe Pesci, The Irishman

“I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.”

— Steven Zaillian, 'Sally Bugs', Louis Cancelmi, The Irishman