“What’s the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.”Tagged: children's jokes, Puns, Wordplay
“What did one horse say to the other at the dance? You mustang-o with me.”Tagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht a know me by now!”Tagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get The Chinese Daily. [Pause] Do you get it? No Me, neither. I get The Times.”Tagged: why did the chicken cross the road jokes, children's jokes, Double Entendre
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Thanks, but I’d rather have some peanuts.”Tagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes
“What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? One has its pricks on the outside.”Tagged: BMW, Prick
“What did the policeman say to his tummy? Freeze. You’re under a vest.”Tagged: children's jokes, Wordplay
“Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? ’Cause it’s bound to squeal.”Tagged: children's jokes, pigs, Secret Secrets
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Who Who who? Hold on. Is there an owl in here?”Tagged: Knock-Knock Jokes, children's jokes
“How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card.”Tagged: children's jokes, Credit Cards
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!”Tagged: children's jokes, Knock-Knock Jokes, Double Entendre