“What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man? A knife has a point.”Tagged: Knife, Puns
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”Tagged: Parking, Disabled, Puns, Analogies, feminism
“What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.”Tagged: Misandry, Puns, feminism
“What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.”Tagged: Puns, Bad Jokes, Babylon
“What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison.”Tagged: Buffalo, Bison, College, Puns, Bad Jokes
“What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”Tagged: Bad Jokes, Elephants, Puns
“What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.”Tagged: Hippo, zippo, Lighters, Puns
“If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.”Tagged: Bad Jokes, Puns, Moisturizer
“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”Tagged: Funny, Puns, amusing
“What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull]”Tagged: Puns, corny