Season

Season 1

by Vincent Rodriguez III, Donna Lynne Champlin, Rachel Bloom, Pete Gardner, Vella Lovell and 4 others

Rebecca Bunch has always been wound a little tightly. It’s something that served her well as she has raced up the ladder at her corporate law firm in New York. It may also be why she has no life. So when Rebecca bumps into Josh Chan – her handsome, long-a

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Characters

Rachel Bloom (37)Rebecca Bunch (20)Aline Brosh McKenna (18)Michael Hitchcock (6)Donna Lynne Champlin (6)Paula Proctor (6)Rene Gube (5)Santino Fontana (5)Greg Serrano (5)Rachel Specter (4)

“The moment you're craving isn't anchored in real emotion. It's a script dictated to you by our society's patriarchal love narrative.”

— Rene Gube, Heather Davis, Vella Lovell, imdb.com

Tagged: Emotion, Love, Love Narrative, Expectations

“God, pep talks into a mirror do nothing but enhance the loneliness.”

— Rene Gube, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Pep Talks, Loneliness, enhancement

“What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!”

— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: boobs, fat, Sacks

“Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.”

— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: boobs, Hiding, Materials

“I've been practicing my humor! I watched an online tutorial!”

— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Valencia Perez, Gabrielle Ruiz, imdb.com

Tagged: humor, Tutorials, practice

“Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.”

— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

Tagged: Drink, Snarky, Beer

“I'm the villain in my own story. I'm the witch in my own tale. Though I insist I'm a protagonist, it's clear that my soul is up for sale. I'm the villain in my own story, the bad guy in my TV show. I'm the 'who' in the whodunit, when I go to Hell I'll run it as Satan's CFO!”

— Erin Ehrlich, Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: villain, Soul, Bad Guy, satan

“God, I'm an idiot. What am I even doing here? I got caught up in Bunchsanity again, I'm a moron!”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

Tagged: Moron, Love, Idiot

“Now, it's true, I'm not gay. I, Darryl Whitefeather, I like both sexes. I'm a bothsexual!”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Darryl Whitefeather, Pete Gardner, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Sex, Bisexual, Revelation

“Valencia: I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, which is not far because you eat bagels after 8 p.m. Rebecca: Don't underestimate the joy of a midnight bagel!”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Bagels, food, Midnight Snack, Trust

“If she's looking for porn, there's a folder that says Porn. They're the good kind with plots, that's why the hard drive is so big.”

— Elisabeth Kiernan Averick, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Porn, Plots, Good Porn

“Well, what happened was she was working hard at a New York job making dough but it made her blue. One day she was crying a lot, and so she decided to move to West Covina, California. Brand new pals, new career. It happens to be where Josh lives and that's exactly why she's here.”

— Elisabeth Kiernan Averick, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

Tagged: Theme, moving, Life Story, Life

“Are you taking me off the case? Please don't take me off the case! Because if you take me off the case, that means I'm not working, and if I'm working, it means I have to think thoughts!”

— Sono Patel, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Thoughts, Work, case, Thinking, Overthinking

“Uhhh, I hate her. She's worse than all the Kardashians combined. Except for Caitlyn, who's a national hero.”

— Sono Patel, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

Tagged: Hate, Hero, Family, Famous

“My marriage is like The Walking Dead. Okay, we are all just trying to get out alive.”

— Sono Patel, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, alive, dead, Walking Dead

“I'm making pies for people that I hate, which is mixed emotions for me because I like pie.”

— Rene Gube, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

Tagged: Pie, Hate, Mixed Emotions

“Rebecca: I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever. Greg: Mine was really bad too. It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor.”

— Rene Gube, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com

Tagged: Hoidays, Bad, terrible, disaster

“I think my spleen is somewhere in the municipal sewer system. Ohhhhh, my butthole's the gateway to Hell!”

— Rene Gube, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Hell, Butthole, Spleen, Sewer, Gross

“I got stuck on, like, wanting you to say I was a good person, because if you believed it, then somehow I could believe it too.”

— Michael Hitchcock, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

Tagged: Good Person, Belief, Expectations, Hope

“Darryl is so damned disorganized. Some of the papers in here are so old. Oh, good news, I found a coupon from Blockbuster. The Color Purple is now available on laserdisc.”

— Michael Hitchcock, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com

Tagged: Blockbuster, Disorganized, Old, Coupon