“You pay for a motel room; you expect a TV to work.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Motel, TV, Work, Expectations
“Does anyone have any Q-tips? Because I can't believe what I'm hearing.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Q-Tips, joke, Can't Believe It
“If I ever get a chance to screw this man over, I will do it in a hot Texas minute. You do not mess with my music.”— Bill Hader, John Mulaney, Robbie Wheadlan, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Chance, Screw someone over , Music
“You know, they have this saying that, uh, bad things happen to good people, and, you know, if that's true, I must be some kind of a saint.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Bad Things, Good People, Saint, Life
“And I said, 'I'm not gonna sign anything without my realtor looking it over first.'”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Realtor , sign, Law, Admittance of Guilt , Lawyer
“A total partier with suave taste and a generous heart.”— Duffy Boudreau, Rob Klein, Bill Hader, Denver McIver, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: taste, generous, heart, Kind
“But let's take a look at these bananas. These are just natural, not yellow, you know, chemicals, not brought to you by Tide. It's just like a regular banana, and that's the simple life that we kind of forget about, you know?”— Rob Klein, Duffy Boudreau, Kyle Riley, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: yellow, Natural, Chemicals, Simple Life
“Most importantly, we discovered that deep down, this powerful kingpin is really just a fun dude who's into cool stuff, like smoothies.”— Rob Klein, Duffy Boudreau, Bill Hader, Denver McIver, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Discovery, taste, cool, Smoothies , Powerful
“So how do we find El Chingon? The same way they found Bin Laden. We looked for the biggest house and knocked on the front door.”— Duffy Boudreau, Rob Klein, Bill Hader, Denver McIver, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Search, House, Front door
“Denver McIver: New York Times isn't doing this. Lars Klegg: I think New York Times did do a piece out here.”— Duffy Boudreau, Rob Klein, Denver McIver, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: new york times, Correction, Actuality
“I went to the Ukraine. They buried me up to my neck and dudes took turns hitting me in the head with a golf club. And I was fine there.”— Rob Klein, Duffy Boudreau, Bill Hader, Trevor Kenney, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: neck, Dude, Head, Pain, Golf Club
“Ballz to the wallz.”— Rob Klein, Duffy Boudreau, Bill Hader, Herself - Host, Helen Mirren, imdb.comTagged: balls, Walls, crazy
“The images of poverty that you're about to see may be disturbing to your first world senses.”— Rob Klein, Bill Hader, Duffy Boudreau, John Sachs , Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Poverty, First World, Disturbing
“I said guess what? I'm happily divorced for 11 years.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Don Lentile, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Divorce, Happy
“I don't like the country. Constricts my spirit.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Spirit, country, Sad
“She tore her MCL. Trying to chase a squirrel.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: medical, Squirrel, Chase
“You got floor all in my lima beans.”— Seth Meyers, Big Vivvy, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: floor, Lima Beans, Gross, food
“Show business. They don't like women with opinions. And that's what happens.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Show Business, Opinions, Women
“This is a police sketch of Mom. Her top fell off while she was walking down the street and this mother and children, they gave descriptions of Mom to the police, and the guy did a wonderful job.”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Police sketch, Nudity, Police, Top, picture
“You can't read people the way I can!”— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Read, People, upset, Mad