“World's always gonna need salesmen.”— Seth Meyers, Pete Reynolds, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: World, Sales, salesmen
“I believe in it, and that makes it easy.”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Belief, Easy, Trust
“You know what I love about my job? I get to see the world everyday.”— Seth Meyers, Pete Reynolds, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: corny, Job, World, Sales
“You will not believe the number of people who hear a price like that and immediately try to Jew you down.”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Negotiation, Price
“You don't ruin a sale by pointing out mistakes!”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: sale, upset, Mistakes
“What I wouldn't do for a nice old lady.”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Sales, Nice, Old Lady, Money, sweet
“When guests come over, and, you know, they see a globe, they're gonna know immediately they're in the presence of somebody who's worldly.”— Seth Meyers, Tom O'Halloran, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: guests, Worldly, Presence
“We have every kind of salsa. We have teriyaki. We have barbecue. We have peanut butter. Ranch dressing, that's important.”— Seth Meyers, Diego, Luis Fernando Hoyos, imdb.comTagged: Salsa, taste, food, Toppings, Peanut Butter
“The coffee, every bean, is it your friend or enemy?”— Seth Meyers, Arturo, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Coffee, ingredient, picky, Friend, Enemy
“If he catches the chicken, there is chicken on the menu. But if he doesn't catch the chicken, he believes that fate has spoken and wants the chicken to live.”— Seth Meyers, Nico Rodriguez, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: chicken, Fate, Belief, Life
“Every banana we inspect up close. How it feels. How it looks in the light. How it sounds.”— Seth Meyers, Arturo, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: inspection, meticulous, Detail Oriented , banana, Light
“Now I spend my days awash in a cologne of cold memory. It stinks of regret like a diaper in a hot car.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Memory, Stinks, Simile Examples, diaper
“Leave it to Julie Andrews' little minion to [bleep] me over.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Minon , Anne Hathaway , Julie Andrews , upset
“I needed to get smart, wisen up, kick the stupid out of my brain and rev the Corvette.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Smart, wise, Corvette , metaphor example, Brain
“The future looked as good as a blonde with long, flat buttocks.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: blonde, Simile Examples, butt
“A bondage-themed, improvised movie with borderline-unattractive no-name actors. The anticipation for our masterpiece kept growing and growing.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Improvised , actor, unattractive, Masterpiece, Art
“Mary Poppins screwed me.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Awards, Mary Poppins, upset, Mad
“It was at that low moment that my indigenous friends introduced me to the cocaine leaf. Ten times more potent than the stepped-on powder sold in L.A. For the rest of the 70s, I lived like a jacked-up koala.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Friends, Cocaine, Koala, Drugs, high
“We were determined to make the coke-iest movie ever.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Movie, Coke, Goals, Projects
“I felt great. And a little violent all day.”— John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Jerry Wallach, Bill Hader, imdb.comTagged: Great, violent, crazy