“He is worried about his hair, his abs, his gut, even his breath. Just like you, he has insecurities about being naked, and just like you, they are probably unfounded.”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Insecurities, worried, Flaws
“Timing. How long do we leave it until we go for the bum grab (classic first move)? How long until we start running our hand down your stomach? How long do we stay in each position?”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Timing, touching
“So, um, was that an orgasm? When men orgasm, you know it. It's a whole thing. To leave no doubt, we collapse as if we just ran a marathon. So you can understand our confusion when, after you orgasm, you just keep on going like you're the freakin' Duracell bunny. Should we keep going? Should we wrap…”— Clint Carter, womenshealthmag.comTagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Female Orgasm, Confusion
“What is she thinking about? Believe it or not, most guys are thinking about what you’re thinking about.”— Cliche Wynter, wewomen.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Thinking, Questions
“'Was that a good moan or a bad moan? I honestly can’t tell if she’s loving this or just wanting it to be over right now.'”— Rob Fee, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: thoughts during sex, moaning, Confusion
“How did I get here? I build a mental bread crumb trail up to the moment of triumph: What did I say/do over the last 24 hours? If I could find common steps between all the times I got laid, I'd have a reliable system.”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Questions, Happiness
“I really should’ve showered. Murphy’s law. The one time we didn’t shower and you propose sexy time. We’re obviously not going to turn down the offer, but know that we are not proud of it.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.zaTagged: thoughts during sex, shower, cleanliness
“Wait. Did I put the condom on inside-out? Or does that even matter? They're reversible, right?”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.comTagged: thoughts during sex, condoms, birth control
“To avoid the orgasm, guys think about the most awful, unsexy stuff possible. What exactly this entails differs from guy to guy. Personally, I picture a dog crapping.”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.comTagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Turn Off
“That ass is PERFECT. Can I just hold onto it forever?”— Nicole Kalashnikova, narcity.comTagged: thoughts during sex, butt, compliments
“I need to get this bra off quickly, I want her to know I’ve done this before.”— Craig Ellis, readunwritten.comTagged: thoughts during sex, bra, speedy
“Can she tell how much I'm sweating?”— Jillian Kramer, glamour.comTagged: thoughts during sex, sweating, Sweat, Tired
“'You're just going to lie there… like a dead fish?' There’s nothing worse than being in bed with a girl and realizing she’s just going to lie there completely motionless.”— C.T. Schwink, collegemagazine.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Lazy, missionary
“'I love you.' Sexual relations can be one of the most beautiful acts that you share with your partner. If done in a healthy and respectful way, it has the ability to draw both of you closer together.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Love, I Love You
“He’s hoping you’ll provide some guidance. Every woman is different, so no matter how experienced (or inexperienced) your guy is, he’s going to be hoping you’ll assist him in your, you know, experience!”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Guidance, Advice, help
“I shouldn’t have knocked one out earlier.”— Rich Cooper, hexjam.comTagged: thoughts during sex, masturbation, orgasm
“During sex, that’s all we’re thinking about, really: How we can make everything better? Because, of course, if it’s better; we’ll naturally get more sex. Yes, that’s right, ladies. Even during sex, guys are basically thinking about how to get more sex.”— Phil Dotree, thefrisky.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Sex, practice
“Is it weird that I'm super hungry right now?" (This is when you'll start thinking about what leftovers are in your fridge and get totally distracted)”— Jason Mustian, distractify.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Hungry, food, Distractions
“Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it's awful and she wants to get it over with?”— Jason Mustian, distractify.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Faking it, Confusion
“How do I measure up? I've definitely found myself worrying about how I stack up against other guys she's been with. Was he bigger? Did he make you feel better?”— Jilliam Kramer, glamour.comTagged: thoughts during sex, comparisons, worried
“Is she... into it? She doesn't look like she's having fun. Better change something up.”— Cameron Frye, rantlifestyle.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Variety, Change
“'She just finished! Time to go 100mph!!!'”— Rob Fee, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: thoughts during sex, orgasm, Female Orgasm, thrusting
“When should I bring up birth control? I want to be safe, so I know I have to bring it up at some point.”— Jillian Kramer, glamour.comTagged: thoughts during sex, birth control, condoms
“Should I talk dirty? Some men talk dirty just because it comes naturally to them, while there are others who do that just to turn their partner on.”— Nidhi Mathew, datemypet.comTagged: thoughts during sex, dirty talk, talking dirty
“As you are getting your boogy on, the guy's mind may start to drift to an insatiable thirst not for your body but for the water sitting in the fridge.”— Alex Keobke, therichest.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Water, thirsty
“That you look even better than he imagined you would. Your clothes hide certain curves and other, um, attributes that he’ll be seeing for the first time. No matter how much a guy has imagined what you look like, the real you is sure to be even better, and he’ll appreciate that”— Sally Murphy, 29secrets.comTagged: thoughts during sex, beauty, compliments
“The bra. Joey made it look so easy. Friends, we trusted you. Why did you lie to us? If you go for the two hander you engage in an awkward bear hug. Go for one hand and, while you are a brave man, you also risk looking like a fumbling 15 year old. The single clasp… that’s do-able. The double clasp… g…”— Oscar Trondheim, viralthread.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Bras, Underwear
“Should I laugh at that weird noise or just pretend it didn't happen?”— Rich Cooper, hexjam.comTagged: thoughts during sex, Laughter, embarrassing, awkward
“Should I moan? Moaning is an integral part of any sexual act. Guys are not always very confident about the way they moan.”— Nidhi Mathew, datemypet.comTagged: thoughts during sex, moaning, Insecure