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Khloé: It’s not about the color of skin. It’s about the chemistry. I think President Obama is so handsome. Howard: You would have sex with Obama if he was single? Khloé: I would do it for our country.

— Khloé Kardashian, Howard Stern Comes Again

skin color Barack Obama Patriotism

When I was, like, eleven, my boobs started to get really big. And Kourtney, who’s my older sister, was so flat. And I would cry and she would make fun of me in front of all the guys. Not at school, but the guys outside of school. She would just be like, 'Kim has the biggest boobs, the biggest nipple…

— Kim Kardashian, Howard Stern Comes Again

boobs Puberty nipples bullying

For me—this is gonna sound really clichéd and hokey—but I do believe that there’s something important about bearing witness, and that there’s nothing worse than somebody dying in silence.

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

cliche hokey bearing witness

There's a ball bag on the TV.

— Laurie Nunn, Adam Groff, Connor Swindells, Episode 1

Ball bag TV Surprised

Anything is possible. But with suicide we like to think it’s this clear thing, one way or the other. And it’s not. That’s the horrible thing about suicide. The family members are left for their entire lives wondering why.

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

Suicide Family

I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, and now it's all wonky. Like a discount avocado.

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, Episode 1

Bit Wonky Simile Examples Discount avocado

Olivia: Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember? Aimee Gibbs: Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. Anwar: Have you been smoking again? Aimee Gibbs: No, I haven't. Ruby: Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan.

— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, Episode 1

ham Vegan smoking

I think why I personally love Bruce so much is because he’s never tried to force himself on us as, 'I’m your dad now.' He’s always been so accepting of knowing he’s our stepdad.

— Khloé Kardashian, Howard Stern Comes Again

Bruce Jenner Stepdad

Adam Groff: Sexual performance? Jean Milburn: They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, Episode 1

Sexual performance ejaculation Sex

Yeah. I lost thirty pounds, and I stopped Valium and heroin in the same thirty days.

— Courtney Love, Howard Stern Comes Again

weight loss Valium Heroin

I’m eccentric, and I voice my opinions about shit.

— Courtney Love, Howard Stern Comes Again

eccentric Opinions Shit

Howard: Lana Del Rey, did she do a version of 'Heart-Shaped Box'? Courtney: Yes, she did. Isn’t that cute? Howard: And didn’t you tweet her and say, 'You know, that’s about my pussy'? Courtney: It’s about my vagina, yeah.

— Courtney Love, Howard Stern Comes Again

Vagina Pussy Lana Del Rey Nirvana Heart-Shaped Box

Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, Episode 1

Brain Diss Question

No, it wasn’t a death wish. But, look, I was in a lot of pain. And I wanted to be around other people who were in pain as well. In America, people don’t talk about grief. They don’t talk about loss very much. It makes people very uncomfortable. And I wanted to be around other people who— where life…

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

Pain Death Wish Grief

Howard: So what is the perfect date? Donald: The perfect date is you meet at seven for drinks. Howard: Seven-thirty you’re in bed. [laughs] Donald: [laughs] Then you promise to take her out to dinner, but you never get there. And the amazing thing is, you can have a second date around eight.

— Donald Trump, Howard Stern Comes Again

perfect date

I’ll tell you what, the whole romantic process is terrible. Because you meet somebody, and you start really liking that person, and you start getting warm toward that person. And then you’re really going at it and you have to say, 'Excuse me, we have to stop now.' It’s not like the seventies. The se…

— Donald Trump, Howard Stern Comes Again

romance 1970s

injects a language and vocabulary into your life that’s suddenly there. And that’s why [members of the same family] commit suicide. If your parent commits suicide, there’s a much greater chance that you will commit suicide later in life.

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

Suicide Family

It’s not the first thing, but there’s not a day that goes by that you don’t think about it. That’s the thing about suicide.

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

Suicide

Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. Otis Milburn: Why the half? Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, Episode 1

Sex Interupted Suprise karaoke

It wasn’t even so much that I wanted to be a reporter. I’d always been interested in wars and insurgencies, particularly obscure countries and insurgencies. But I was also, at that point, really interested in survival. Why some people survive and other people don’t. Why two people growing up in a fa…

— Anderson Cooper, Howard Stern Comes Again

Reporter Wars insurgencies Survival

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