“What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.”Tagged: Elephant, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“How did Burger King get Dairy Queen? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.”Tagged: Burger King, Dairy Queen, Puns, Dirty Jokes
“What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Puns
“I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Puns
“Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.”Tagged: Funny, Word Jokes, Puns
“What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.”Tagged: Cat, Clause, Puns
“If April showers bring May flowers, what comes next in June? Pilgrims.”Tagged: April, May, June, Pilgrims, Puns
“What did the janitor yell after he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”Tagged: Janitor, closet, Puns
“A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink.”Tagged: Coke, Soft Drinks, Puns
“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”Tagged: Puns, belt, waist, Waste
“What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck? ‘You can stay. Just don’t try to start anything.’”Tagged: Drunk, Jumper Cables, Puns
“Why did the pig leave the party early? Because everyone thought he was a boar.”Tagged: Pig, party, Puns
“How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.”Tagged: suits, dollar, Deck of Cards, Puns
“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”Tagged: Puns, Money, banks