“Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed.”Tagged: Teddy Bears, dessert, Puns
“Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.”Tagged: Kidnapping, School, Puns
“What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!”Tagged: Roast Beef, Pea Soup, Puns
“Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.”Tagged: Atom, Literal, Trust
“What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.”Tagged: Snowmen, Snowwomen, Snowballs, Puns
“What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.”Tagged: Grape, Wine, Puns
“What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.”Tagged: Ignorance, Apathy
“You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.”Tagged: Pizza, Cheesy, Double Entendre
“Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.”Tagged: Marketing, Puns, Chromosomes, advertisements
“What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.”Tagged: Dinosaur, Vocabulary, Portmanteau
“I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.”Tagged: Song, Tortilla, Rap, Puns
“Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.”Tagged: Puns, Weddings, Emotional, Wedding Cake