“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”— Becky Lucas, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.comTagged: talking, Upeset , annoyed
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”— Becky Lucas, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Claire, Caitlin Stasey, imdb.comTagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.comTagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? Arnold: Love me.”— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, imdb.comTagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Becky Lucas, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.comTagged: Beyonce, babies, Metaphor Examples
“Everyone is forcing their kids to grow up too soon these days.”— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Rose, Debra Lawrance, imdb.comTagged: kids, Grown-Ups, Quick
“I like outie vaginas. They’re really friendly.”— Becky Lucas, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.comTagged: Outie, Personification Examples, Vagina
“Sometimes I wonder how there is anyone in the world that doesn’t have worms.”— Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, imdb.comTagged: World, Worms, Wondering
“I love you and you love me and it’s just the most remarkable coincidence.”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.comTagged: Love, coincidence, Remarkable
“I love her in the same way I love pancakes.”— Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.comTagged: Love, Simile Examples, Pancakes
“I'm reliable. I’m like the rock. I’m like the group rock.”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.comTagged: Rock, Reliable, Simile Examples
“I’ve invited him over, and I instantly regret it.”— Erik Jensen, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.comTagged: Invited, Hook Up, Regrets
“I’m drinking champagne in the sky on a ferris wheel. I’m okay.”— Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Claire, Caitlin Stasey, imdb.comTagged: champagne, Sky, Ferris Wheel
“It’s like we’re grown-ups. This is it. We’re practicing anymore.”— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Claire, Caitlin Stasey, imdb.comTagged: Grown-Ups, practice, Adulthood
“I’m done with feeling insecure when cool kids make me an espresso.”— Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.comTagged: Insecure, Cool Kids, Nervous
“If you hear any noise, any at all that isn’t muttering apologies, then you should interject.”— Erik Jensen, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.comTagged: noises, Apologies, Interject
“I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.”— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.comTagged: Soul, Self Satisfication
“Would you ask a bird why it sings? Would you ask a divorced man why he joined a pottery class? Some things don’t need to be questioned.”— Erik Jensen, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Questions, Pottery, bird, Sings
“You’re like a cat lady, except not old.”— Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Thomas Ward, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.comTagged: Old, Cat Lady, Simile Examples
“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.comTagged: sell, yogurt, Women, Men, Question