Season

Season 4

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Wayne Knight, Heidi Swedberg and 139 others

Season four of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on August 12, 1992, and concluded on May 20, 1993, on NBC.

(113 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (64)Larry David (55)Jason Alexander (37)George Costanza (37)Larry Charles (31)Peter Mehlman (28)Michael Richards (16)Cosmo Kramer (16)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (12)Elaine Benes (12)

“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Attractive, Possible, Dunning-Kruger

“Ahh, what’s the point? When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me I don’t like them. Why can’t I act with the ones I like the way I do with the ones I don’t like?”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating

“Russell Dalrymple: So, what have you guys come up with? Jerry: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself… George: May I…? Jerry: Go ahead. George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing. Russell Dalrymple: Nothing? George: Nothi…”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Nothing, Minimalism

“You bad man! You very bad man!”

— Peter Mehlman, Babu Bhatt, Brian George, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad, Bad Man, Very Bad Man, Very Bad Bad Evil Man

“Jerry: This isn’t a good time. Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir? Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later? Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at ho…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Telemarketing, Revenge

“Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. ‘Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together, so ya never know.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Divorce, Dysfunctional Marriage

“Let me give you a word of advice. OK? I want you to stay away from me. I don't wanna talk to you, and I don't wanna hear any more of your stupid little notes and suggestions. I don't like you. So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it…”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Raisins

“Don't talk back to me. Didn't you hear what I say? Get out! You want me to call the cops? I make and break little worms like you every day. Do you know how much money I make? Do you have any idea? Do you know where I live? I can have any woman in this city that I want. Any one. Now, GET OUT!”

— Larry David, Russell Dalrymple, Bob Balaban, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Arrogance, Employers, Anger

“How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?”

— Larry David, Tom Pepper, Larry Hankin, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats

“I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY? What? What? Negative is good? Oh, yes of course! How stupid of me. Thank you.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Test Results, positive, Negative, Irony

“Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Greenland, Ban-Lon, garbage, Fear, Sarcasm

“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world: ‘I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Giving Up, Sloppiness, sweatpants, insults, hopeless

“I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Death with Dignity, dignity

“God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Success, Fate, God

“I love her, Jerry, I really love her. I'm gonna ask her to marry me. She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Attraction, Disabled

“According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Public Speaking, Fear, Death, funerals, Eulogies

“I got news for you: Handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why those spaces are always empty.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Handicapped People, Disabled People, Parking, Handicapped Parking Spots

“She dumped me! She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Rejection, Getting Dumped, Hipsters, Hipster Doofus

“I love the name ‘Isosceles.’ If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Isosceles Triangles, Naming Children

“Why do we need B.O.? What is the function of it? Everything in nature has a reason, has a purpose, except B.O. Doesn't make any sense—do something good, hard work, exercise, smell very bad. This is the way the human being is designed. You move, you stink. Why can't our bodies help us? Why can't swea…”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: body odor, Nature, Laundry