Season

Season 4

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Wayne Knight, Heidi Swedberg and 139 others

Season four of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on August 12, 1992, and concluded on May 20, 1993, on NBC.

(113 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (64)Larry David (55)Jason Alexander (37)George Costanza (37)Larry Charles (31)Peter Mehlman (28)Michael Richards (16)Cosmo Kramer (16)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (12)Elaine Benes (12)

“Y’know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Indonesia, War

“There's been a big misunderstanding here! We did that whole thing for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That's why my friend said all that. It was on purpose! We're not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Homophobia, Eavesdropping

“I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? What is the big deal? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for twelve months. That's all you…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Birthdays, Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammad, Astrology

“Divorce is very difficult. Especially on a kid. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Divorce, Children, Marriage

“Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that! Yes! I understand women. The snub is good, they love the snub.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Snubbing, Aloofness, Attraction, Women

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun: You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: cleavage, Sexual Harassment

“I am for open immigration but that sign we have on the front of the Statue of Liberty, ‘Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...,’ can't we just say, ‘Hey, the door's open, we'll take whoever you got’? Do we have to specify the wretched refuse? I mean, why don't we just say, ‘Give us th…”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Immigration, Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, Emma Lazarus

“I'm going to save up every rupee. Someday I will get back to America, and when I do I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget him. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. He is a very, very bad man.”

— Peter Mehlman, Babu Bhatt, Brian George, imdb.com

Tagged: America, Immigration, Revenge, Vengeance, Evil

“But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Disturbed, Depression, Inadequacy, Attraction

“You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man.”

— Peter Mehlman, Babu Bhatt, Brian George, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad Man, Evil

“Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy, it doesn't seem like it would be fair to be cheerful.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Happiness, Compassion, Fairness

“Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed. You can't find sickness like that anywhere, you think sickness like that grows on trees?…”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: dark, Disturbed, Superman, Mental Illness

“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is…”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Depression, Despair, Birthdays, Ennui, Death

“You see, this is what I do with women. I start out too strong, now I have to become real, that's when it all falls apart. What good is real? They don't want real, they want funny.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, Self-Consciousness

“Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: humor, comedy, Dating, Baldness

“Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Fantasy, Mooching, Parasites

“Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?”

— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Caricatures, Bride of Frankenstein

“What are lawyers, really? To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box. I think one…”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Lawyers, Judges, Legal System, board games

“Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?”

— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Caricatures

“You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.”

— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Topless, breasts, Men