Season

Season 4

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Wayne Knight, Heidi Swedberg and 139 others

Season four of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on August 12, 1992, and concluded on May 20, 1993, on NBC.

(113 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (64)Larry David (55)Jason Alexander (37)George Costanza (37)Larry Charles (31)Peter Mehlman (28)Michael Richards (16)Cosmo Kramer (16)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (12)Elaine Benes (12)

“Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?”

— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Caricatures

“You know, I try to take care of myself. I—I watch what I eat. Ah, just recently I cut out fructose.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Fitness, Fructose

“You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization. She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Louis Pasteur, Cockroaches, milk, Compatibility

“I'm not stable? I'm like a rock. I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. I put these glasses on a rock. You know what jumps into most people's minds? Costanza.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Stability, Mental Illness

“I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Moses, Nose-Picking, Desert, Bible

“Now what does the little man inside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Trust, Intuition, Advice

“You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.”

— Larry David, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Nip Slips, Privacy

“CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. You see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Calvin Klein, beach, cologne, Plagiarism

“I like flying. I like those little bathrooms that they have on the plane. It's kind of like a small apartment of your own on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes on. It's like a small surprise party every time you go in there.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Flying, Airplanes, Airplane Bathrooms

“Oh, look at this. He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Urination, Holding it In, Airplanes, Airplane Bathrooms

“A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me, and I throw it all away. Uh-oh boy. Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment watching basketball games, eating Chinese take-out. Walking around with no underwear. Because I'm too lazy to do…”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Success, Love, laziness, Sloth

“No, no, no, no. You can't! You can't! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime! When we were boys, looking through our bedroom windows, we would think: ‘Why can't there be a woman out there, taking her clothes off?’ And now that wish has come true, and you want to throw it away?”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: voyeurism, masturbation, Adolescence, Nudity

“I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I’m here, I'm climbin’ the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest—something's gotta give.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, sexual tension, Virginity

“We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh…shaving.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, Men

“I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o’clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!”

— Larry David, Estelle Costanza, Estelle Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, Shock

“Listen, I wouldn't put too much stock into what Elaine has to say about relationships. She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on her roof and cracked the whole structure. Her parents got along beautifully, but her house was in bad shape.”

— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Broken Homes

“This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here's the one thing you've gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality; it's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and th…”

— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Virginity, cuddling

“Yeah, since she met him she's been vomited on, her family cabin's been burned down, she learned her father's a homosexual, and she got fired from a high-paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going.”

— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad Luck, Outing, Sarcasm

“You know, they always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered. I wanna be forgotten.”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Virginity, first time, Being Forgotten

“Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, ‘What do you do?’ and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don't want…”

— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: girlfriends, status, Employment