Season
Season 5
by Carol Leifer, Newman, Wayne Knight, Tom Cherones, Dylan Haggerty and 141 others
Season five of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 16, 1993, and concluded on May 19, 1994, on NBC.
(97 total)
Characters
“Jake: Well, maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do. Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point. Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller. Elaine: I just thought you…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There’s someone here I’d like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants. George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you. George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must sa…”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.”
— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“A job with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion.”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made…”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com