Tagged: Nicknames
Season
Season 1
by Trey Parker, Isaac Hayes, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, April Stewart and 14 others
In 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe', South Park is visited by aliens, who proceed to kidnap Kyle's little brother, Ike, mutilate some cows and probe Eric Cartman anally. 'Volcano' sees the boys going on a weekend camping trip with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, his pal
(77 total)
Characters
“[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip] I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!”
— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“Stan: Aw man, I feel like a total choad. Cartman: Aw come on, Stan. Maybe that's because you look like a total choad. Chef: Hello there, Children! Cartman: Hey, Chef! Chef: [after looking at Cartman who's dressed like a Klansman] Aah! Cartman: Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?”
— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. Chef: Actually— Mayor: Well I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.”
— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“Cartman: Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Kenny: [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman: I said your dad would be a millionaire, get it?!?! Kenny: [oblivious] Cartman: exasperated Kenny! Your family's poor, Kenny! Your family's poor! I don't…”
— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Cartman: What are you supposed to be, Stan, Howdy Doody? Stan: No, I'm Raggedy Andy, Mr. Cartman. Cartman: Oh, heh, wow, you you look pretty cool. [he laughs along with Kyle] Kyle: Sissy. Stan: I'll kick your ass, Kyle! Cartman: Oh, look out! Holly Hobbie's all pissed off!”
— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Protester: Look, it's the president of the network! John Horsoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff. I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network. Fuck you! [pause] John Horsoff: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over…”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, John Horsoff, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Stan: Jesus, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to? Because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like assisted suicide? [pause] Jesus: My son, I wouldn't touch that with a sixty-foot pole. Stan: [hangs up] Goddamn it! Jesus: I heard that!”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com