Season
Season 1
by Trey Parker, Isaac Hayes, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, April Stewart and 14 others
In 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe', South Park is visited by aliens, who proceed to kidnap Kyle's little brother, Ike, mutilate some cows and probe Eric Cartman anally. 'Volcano' sees the boys going on a weekend camping trip with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, his pal
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Characters
“Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!”
— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Randy Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, 'Me Stan, bachump, BA-chewy-chump, BA-chewy-chump.' Back to you in the studio.”
— Dan Sterling, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, News Broadcaster, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Cartman: If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, 'Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?' Stan: Cartman, what the heck are you talking about? C…”
— Dan Sterling, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Kyle: Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's going to kick your ass, just tell her 'Shelley, you're my sister and I love you.' Kenny [muffled]: And I want to see you handling your breasts. Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!”
— Dan Sterling, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com