Season

Season 1

by Topher Grace, Laura Prepon, Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson, Ashton Kutcher and 9 others

The first season of That '70s Show, an American television series, began August 23, 1998, and ended on July 26, 1999. It aired on Fox. The region 1 DVD was released on October 26, 2004. This season is set between 1976 and 1977.

(18 total)

Characters

Kurtwood Smith (6)Terry Turner (6)Bonnie Turner (6)Red Forman (6)Arthur F. Montmorency (4)Topher Grace (3) Fez (3)Wilmer Valderrama (3)Mark Hudis (3)Jeff Filgo (3)

“So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.”

— Matt Witten, Arthur F. Montmorency, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

Tagged: Parents, righting, choose sides, idiots

“Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul? Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.”

— Matt Witten, Arthur F. Montmorency, Jackie Burkhart, Mila Kunis, imdb.com

Tagged: Soul, Lose, cheerleading camp

“Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her. Donna: Have you talked to Red about this? Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!”

— Arthur F. Montmorency, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Old, killed, Grandma, angry

“Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”

— Arthur F. Montmorency, Mark Hudis, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: wash up, Request, head up your ass, difficult, Sassy

“Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!”

— Dave Schiff, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

Tagged: Cool Guys, New York, Lou Reed

“Red: Are you on dope? Are you? Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization— Red: My foot kicking your ass.”

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Behan, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Dope, Weed, Counseling, beating up

“Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?”

— Jennifer Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

Tagged: Excited, food service industry, Cut the Cheese, Sex

“Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.”

— Mark Hudis, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: responsible, nipples, Twisted

“Laurie: Oh, I like to date around. Eric: [coughs] Slut! Kitty: Bless you. Eric: Thanks, Mom.”

— Philip Stark, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

Tagged: Date, Insult, Parent Moments

“I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!”

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Behan, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

Tagged: Snow, Winter, nympho, America, Exciting

“The three true branches of the government are: military, corporate and Hollywood.”

— Linda Wallem, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com

Tagged: branches of government, Military, corporate, Hollywood

“Everybody wants their first make-out to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.”

— Mark Hudis, Jackie Burkhart, Mila Kunis, imdb.com

Tagged: make-out, Special, Romantic, Disney world, ireland

“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”

— Jeff Filgo, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: Bad Luck, Dumbass, Sassy, fix it

“Eric: I like you. Donna: So... you're in like with me?”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

Tagged: like, Crush, Relationship

“Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing. Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.”

— Eric Gilliland, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: political, Opinion, Valid, worth hearing, Sassy

“I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Mark Brazill, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

Tagged: english, Language, breasts, tremendous

“Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall... Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Tagged: egg, fallopian tube, uterus, Pregnancy, Language

“A car is not a bedroom on wheels.”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Mark Brazill, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

Tagged: Car, bedroom, wheels