Quotes tagged ‘crazy’

“Am I out of my mind...or am I out of my socks?”

— Jonathan Fener, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.”

— Keith Heisler, Matt McKenna, Chris McKenna, Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Marion: No one on my side of the family ever went to a psychiatrist. Howard: Well, my side of the family is perfectly normal, Marion. I mean, they don't even have to read Dear Abby. Marion: What about your Aunt Louise who lives in a bomb shelter? Howard: When the big one drops, who'll be crazy then?”

— Phil Mishkin, Marion Cunningham, Marion Ross, imdb.com

“Gladys Kravitz: Either we've been hypnotized or we're out of our minds. Abner Kravitz: Don't talk plural. I'm hypnotized. You're out of your mind.”

— Tom Waldman, Frank Waldman, Gladys Kravitz, Alice Pearce, imdb.com

“We all could go insane with just one bad day.”

— Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Jerome Valeska, Cameron Monaghan, imdb.com

“You feed the madness and it feeds on you.”

— Jane Espenson, Rumplestiltskin, Robert Carlyle, imdb.com

“Daria: My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries, so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped. Jane: Wow, that's cool. My family was already crazy without any berries, so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell o…”

— Glenn Eichler, Jane Lane (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“It's no contest: neither one of you. You guys don't even make the first cut. I'm trying to tell my uncle what kind of a place I work in: doctors, nurses saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture…”

— Jim Mulligan, John Rappaport, Maxwell Klinger, Jamie Farr, imdb.com

“Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“You may be a fucking tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.”

— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com

“Funny. ‘Cause I look around at this world you’re so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who’s not crazy? Look around. Everyone’s drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out ‘cause they don’t w…”

— Douglas Petrie, Glory, Clare Kramer, imdb.com

“I've been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”

— Tracy Bellomo, Rebecca Sutter, Katie Findlay, imdb.com

“Surprise, bitches! We're alive and it's blowing your minds right now!”

— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

“They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds?”

— Jim Gomez, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“Of course I'm gonna explode. You think I'm not gonna explode?”

— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Here's what happened, I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy and I am not crazy.”

— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“I can't tell which version of me you like better: drugged up or crazy? I kinda think you like crazy. Less competition.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Andrew "Pope" Cody, Shawn Hatosy, imdb.com

“TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN”

— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“I think it's time you learned the real me. Here we go. I'm not... like normal people. I don't have superpowers, but I'm working on it. For instance, watch me move this pen. [stares at pen; it doesn't move] It worked at home. I don't know. Maybe my table's slanted. Uh, anyway. Um, in my spare time, I…”

— Janae Bakken, Janitor, Neil Flynn, imdb.com

“When you're rich, you're not crazy. You're eccentric.”

— Mark Verheiden, Lionel Luthor, John Glover, imdb.com