Quotes tagged ‘Fart’

“I mean, sure, normally I'd go home and jerk off, eat a giant page of Doritos, fall asleep on the floor, fart myself awake, and go down to dinner.”

— Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

“I love you with all my fart.”

— Annie Mumolo, Kristen Wiig, Star, Kristen Wiig, imdb.com

“They're gone like a fart in the wind.”

— Steve Blackman, Klaus Hargreeves, Robert Sheehan, imdb.com

“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath. Because when I’m finished with you, you’ll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt! Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible? [the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards…”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Rudy Zolteck, Michael Zwiener, imdb.com

“Here’s a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs, too. [Farts loudly]”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Rudy Zolteck, Michael Zwiener, imdb.com

“Sorry, I fart when I'm lying.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

“Every time I move, I fart.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

“I'll be here farting up in your bed.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Just a dumb-ass stump, doing nothing but farting oxygen.”

— Emily Spivey, Wayne Edwards (voice), Ike Barinholtz, imdb.com

“I can't think of any good car idea because this guy keeps farting.”

— John Solomon, Jeremy Beiler, Zach Kanin, Focus Group Man #1, Ruben Rabasa, imdb.com

“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”

— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“I haven't farted in about three years.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com

“Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role of 'Man at Party Who Smells Fart.'”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

“Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.”

— Pete Chiarelli, Adele Lim, Goh Peik Lin, Awkwafina, imdb.com

“Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh...I'll say hello to these swamp rats. Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep! Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in t…”

— Will Ferrell, Reese Bobby, Gary Cole, imdb.com

“Lord! It’s a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!”

— Frank Darabont, Warden Samuel Norton, Bob Gunton, imdb.com

“Ash: Forget the stupid book. Chasing that thing is only going to give you a leg cramp. Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about. Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping ove…”

— Noelle Valdivia, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Let's try that on the fart setting.”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.”

— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.”

— David Phillips, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com