I’m gonna make you fucking bend over, and I’m gonna reach up your ass into your pocket and get the keys to your house. And then I’m gonna drive there, come in your front fucking door and kill you in your sleep.
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You should have killed me, Ethan. The end you’ve always feared is coming. It’s coming. And the blood will be on your hands. The fallout of all your good intentions.
— Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller, Solomon Lane, Sean Harris, Mission: Impossible
Solomon Lane: Terrorists are schoolboys desperate for attention, hoping to shape public opinion through fear. I don’t care in the least what people think or feel. In my experience, they don’t do either for very long. Benji Dunn: Oh, and I suppose that justifies bombing factories or bringing down civ…
— Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller, Solomon Lane, Sean Harris, Mission: Impossible
I’m a fraud, Max. I’m not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything.
Thug: Stop! [he points the gun at her] Annie: Wait, wait! I have kids at home. Thug: Not with an ass like that you don’t. Annie: Oh. Well, thank you.
You use a scalpel. I prefer a hammer.
— Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller, Erika Sloane, Angela Bassett, Mission: Impossible
[Luther is holding Ethan back from attacking Nils Debruuk] Ethan Hunt: Give me five minutes with this guy. Luther Stickell: Ethan, I can’t let you do that. That’s not who we are. Ethan Hunt: Then maybe we need to reconsider that.
— Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller, Ethan Hunt, Tom Cruise, Mission: Impossible
You’re not going to know what’s real and what’s fake.
I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill.
Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.
Captain Woods: This job is destroying me. Do you know how old I am? Ashburn: Uh…fifty-eight? Captain Woods: I’m forty-three years old. Ashburn: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I always…see I always round up.
Ashburn: See, we don’t say interrogation, it’s much too aggressive. Rule number one, catch more with sugar than the stick. Mullins: That’s a horrible fucking saying.
Delivery Man: Fate whispers to the warrior. Ethan Hunt: A storm is coming. Delivery Man: And the warrior whispers back? Ethan Hunt: I am the storm.
— Christopher McQuarrie, Bruce Geller, Delivery Man, Charlie Archer, Mission: Impossible
You’re a pretty girl. This is New York City, there’s like a billion people outside that door.
— Abby Kohn, Marc Silverstein, Dana Fox, Tom, Anders Holm, How to Be Single
Lenore: I like your pull-out couch. Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well I got news for you, that’s the only thing that’s gonna be pulling out tonight.
But one reason Bohemian Rhapsody can be seen as post-gay is that the movie sees Freddie as so much more than his sexuality. He's a titan, a rock god, a towering singer and musician, and he's not solely defined by his gayness.
— Bret Easton Ellis, Bret Easton Ellis: The Year the Oscars Finally Got Gay Right
Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies. Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.
[Alice approaches a group of men at the bar] Hey, what’s up, y’all? [the group of men just stare at her] I don’t know why I just said 'y’all.' 'You all' would have taken just as much time. And I’m not even from the South, I’m from Portland. Which is southern from Canada. Are y’all Canadian? I just d…
— Abby Kohn, Marc Silverstein, Dana Fox, Alice Kepley, Dakota Johnson, How to Be Single
I know breaking up sucks, but you know what’s even worse? Wasting a night in New York City.
— Abby Kohn, Marc Silverstein, Dana Fox, Robin, Rebel Wilson, How to Be Single
I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you’re trying to find your glasses.