“I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to who can't.”Tagged: Secret Secrets, Blabbermouth
“Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”Tagged: Misandry, Man-Hating, Sexism Toward Males, Annoying
“I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.”Tagged: Narcissism, Sexy
“Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Food Trucks, Twitter, insults
“Yo mama is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, ugly, insults, Trick or Treat, Halloween
“Yo mama’s so ugly, even Ripley’s cannot believe it.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Ripley's Believe It...or Not!, ugly, insults
“Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, insults, Jail, Bad Teeth
“Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, masturbation, Cookbooks, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Guess Jeans, insults
“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Stupid, Orange Juice, insults
“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”Tagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Poverty Shaming