Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.
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Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama’s so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stank she used Secret deodorant and it told.
Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama is so fat she has to use diet soap.
Yo mama’s so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live.
Yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle to the store thinkin’ it was broken.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama’s such a ho that ‘Who’s your daddy?’ is a multiple-choice question.
Yo mama’s had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause.
Yo mama is so fat I have to take a bus to get on her good side.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got triabetes.
Yo mama’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!