“Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn’t a very good waiter.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, waiter
“You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.”Tagged: Mood, Women, Gun, Anti-Jokes
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, But roses can also be white, And violets should be purple.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Roses Are Red
“What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA grapefruit.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Batman
“FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Equator
“Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Heaven, insults
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is private property and if you don’t leave I will call the police.”Tagged: Private Property, Police, Anti-Jokes
“Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a sentence and it doesn’t end how you testicles.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, testicles
“You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.”Tagged: 90s, Birth Certificate, Anti-Jokes
“I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.”Tagged: California, Anti-Jokes, 1849, Gold Rush
“I’ve got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.”Tagged: 99 Problems, Anti-Jokes
“Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.”Tagged: Friends, Anti-Jokes
“Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes
“I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the horror movie War of the Worlds, but it’s actually just a documentary about a normal week in the state of Florida.”Tagged: Florida, Florida Jokes, War of the Worlds, Documentary