Season 7

“Stan: 'Bros before hos,' Steve. Brothers before whores all day long! Steve: And Mom is the whore in that situation? Stan: All. Day. Long.”

— Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Would the guys at REI rather be camping right now?”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing! Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.”

— Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Stan: That bathroom is amazing. A gold toilet? And I can't believe you have a servant just to wipe your butt. Rusty: Um, I don't... Stan: Oh, explains the attitude and why he did such a a slapdash job.”

— Murray Miller, Judah Miller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”

— Chris McKenna, Alex Cuthbertson, Keith Heisler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Then maybe later I'll introduce her to... THE THICK-NESSSSSSS!!”

— Eric Weinberg, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!”

— Eric Weinberg, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about! Jeff: A new plan... New Mexico!”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Keith Heisler, Jeff Fischer (Voice), Jeff Fischer, imdb.com