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Season 7

by Wendy Schaal, Rachael MacFarlane, Scott Grimes, Seth MacFarlane, Dee Bradley Baker and 20 others

(10 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (7)Stan Smith (voice) (6)Alex Cuthbertson (5)Matt Fusfeld (4)Keith Heisler (2)Eric Weinberg (2)Erik Durbin (2)Judah Miller (1)Laura McCreary (1)Murray Miller (1)
“Stan: 'Bros before hos,' Steve. Brothers before whores all day long! Steve: And Mom is the whore in that situation? Stan: All. Day. Long.”

— Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Code, brothers, Men, Women, situation
“Would the guys at REI rather be camping right now?”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: REI, camping, Questions, Thoughts
“Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Intimate, Gun, Clean, Steps
“Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing! Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.”

— Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Nicknames, Anne Frank, Diary, Hiding
“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Jokes, Chinease, Couples, babies, Punny
“Stan: That bathroom is amazing. A gold toilet? And I can't believe you have a servant just to wipe your butt. Rusty: Um, I don't... Stan: Oh, explains the attitude and why he did such a a slapdash job.”

— Murray Miller, Judah Miller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: bathroom, Wipe Your Butt, Attitude, Mistaken, Slapdash
“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”

— Chris McKenna, Alex Cuthbertson, Keith Heisler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: legs, Wheelchair, upset, Mad
“Then maybe later I'll introduce her to... THE THICK-NESSSSSSS!!”

— Eric Weinberg, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: thick, Introduce, impress
“Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!”

— Eric Weinberg, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

Tagged: boner, word jumble, Nonsense
“Hayley: Jeff, I don't wanna go to Mexico! Okay, that's your plan! We need a plan we can both be excited about! Jeff: A new plan... New Mexico!”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Keith Heisler, Jeff Fischer (Voice), Jeff Fischer, imdb.com

Tagged: New, New plan, Mexico, New Mexico, Traveling

Characters & Writers

  • Seth MacFarlane7
  • Stan Smith (voice)6
  • Alex Cuthbertson5
  • Matt Fusfeld4
  • Keith Heisler2
  • Eric Weinberg2
  • Erik Durbin2
  • Judah Miller1
  • Laura McCreary1
  • Murray Miller1
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