Season

Season 2

by Pamela Hayden, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Russi Taylor and 49 others

The Simpsons' second season originally aired between October 11, 1990 and May 9, 1991, and contained 22 episodes, beginning with "Bart Gets an F". Another episode, "Blood Feud" aired during the summer after the official season finale. The executive produc

(32 total)

Characters

Nancy Cartwright (15)Bart Simpson (15)John Swartzwelder (12)David M. Stern (7)Sam Simon (6)Jon Vitti (6)George Meyer (5)Julie Kavner (5)Harry Shearer (5)Wallace Wolodarsky (5)

“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.”

— George Meyer, John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Tagged: don't care, not listening, Indifferent, Not Paying Attention

“Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Ew, ick, baby spit, suck

“As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: God, Witness, Pass, fourth grade

“Part of this D-minus belongs to God.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: God, shout out, grade, School, test

“No, You don't understand. I tried. I really tried.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Understand, Tried, School, tests, grades

“Hey, cool, I'm dead.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: cool, dead, realization

“Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch? Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Elite, Prank Calls, Pranks, Crotch

“The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.”

— George Meyer, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: Moral, Story, good deed, Reward

“I've done everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks! Ughh! I am through with working, working is for chumps.”

— Jeff Martin, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, Working, chumps

“Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Respect, ever did, ever will, Sassy

“Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why. Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.”

— John Swartzwelder, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, wasted, Night, strange, Alcohol

“Burns: [sipping] Bah! Too hot! [throws it on Smithers] Smithers: Right, sir. It's... scalding me as we speak.”

— Brian K. Roberts, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: tea, Hot, heated, scalding, spill

“Actually, I value every second we're together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning, till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too.”

— Brian K. Roberts, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: Value, Together, Orange Juice, tucked in, boss

“I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Smells, grandpa, trunk, Garage, wet

“Bart, I am flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40-foot high letters in the field that you would be caught.”

— David M. Stern, Principal Skinner, Harry Shearer, imdb.com

Tagged: flabbergasted, Writing, high letters, Caught

“Bart: Hello? Is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer …Sexual. Moe: Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Prank Calls, Pranks, Jokes, Homosexual

“Bart: Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.”

— Steve Pepoon, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: Hell, Sunday School, Religion, swearing

“Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy. Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz!”

— Nell Scovell, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

Tagged: Prank, Prank Calls, see more butts, Jokes

“Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear. Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.”

— Sam Simon, Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: Pinch, Glow, cheeks, capillaries, rouge

“I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.”

— John Swartzwelder, Marge Simpson , Julie Kavner, imdb.com

Tagged: mother, nice to say, anything, polite