“What’s the best way to find a truly committed man? Visit the closest mental hospital.”Tagged: Mental Hospital, feminism
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golfball? A man will actually look for a golfball.”Tagged: clitoris, Golfball, feminism
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”Tagged: Parking, Disabled, Puns, Analogies, feminism
“What should you do if your man walks out? Shut the door and celebrate.”Tagged: Being Dumped, feminism
“What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.”Tagged: Misandry, Puns, feminism
“Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander? Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.”Tagged: Jokes, feminism, Misandry
“I’m a doctor and every time I perform a life-saving surgery, someone bursts into tears and shouts ‘Thank God!’ How Christian is it to take all the fucking credit?”Tagged: doctor, Surgery, Christian, Religion
“How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and demand you accept that the light is still on.”Tagged: Lightbulbs, Religion, Light, dark
“Science flies people to the moon. Religion flies people into buildings.”Tagged: Science, Moon, Religion
“God impregnated a woman without her consent. Isn’t that kind of worse than rape?”Tagged: Pregnancy, God, Religion, Rape
“If God were a vehicle, what kind of vehicle would he be? An ice cream truck, because he brings joy to those who discover Him, but people who follow Him too closely are usually pedophiles.”Tagged: God, ice cream, Pedophiles
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike, until I realized the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me instead.”Tagged: prayer, God
“A friend of mine was a junkie until he found God. The day he overdosed, of course.”Tagged: Junkie, Overdose, God
“The first commandment states: ‘I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.’ But two of the seven deadly sins are vanity and envy. Fucking Hypocrite!”Tagged: Ten Commandments, Envy, Hypocrisy, Seven Deadly Sins
“Why did God make man before He made woman? Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.”Tagged: God, Religion, Creation, Advice
“According to the Bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone else think we might be following the wrong guy?”Tagged: Bible, God, satan