Show

Community

Follow the lives of a group of students at what is possibly the world’s worst community college in the fictional locale of Greendale, Colorado.

(26 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (25)Season 2 (1)Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6

Characters

Dan Harmon (10)Jeff Winger (9)Joel Mchale (9)Jon Pollack (6)Tim Hobert (6)Abed Nadir (4)Hilary Winston (4)Danny Pudi (4)Alison Brie (3)Annie Edison (3)

“Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages.”

— Andy Bobrow, Troy Barnes, Donald Glover, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcohol, Drinking

“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”

— Hilary Winston, Dean Pelton, Jim Rash, imdb.com

Tagged: no idea, Alcohol, Horny, Sleepy

“Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.”

— Hilary Winston, Shirley Bennett, Yvette Nicole Brown, imdb.com

Tagged: virgin, Day, Age, proud, unicorn

“You devious clump of overpriced fabric and hair product.”

— Zach Paez, Annie Edison, Alison Brie, imdb.com

Tagged: Devious, clump, Overpriced, fabric, hair product

“Let me rest gently on your pecs.”

— Zach Paez, Senor Chang, Ken Jeong, imdb.com

Tagged: Rest, gently, pecs

“Yeah, Move on with my life? Shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife.”

— Lauren Pomerantz, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: Move On, Life, Mocking

“Well, when you say 'classmate', it sounds like we take naps together and eat paste, but what's great about community college is that a lot of the students are just as mature as the teachers.”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: classmate, Naps, Paste, community college, Students

“I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: Conflict, Enjoyment, Life

“Look at me. I've got the body of a fifth grader.”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Senor Chang, Ken Jeong, imdb.com

Tagged: look, Body, fifth grader

“I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Annie Edison, Alison Brie, imdb.com

Tagged: Unpopular, high school, crossing guard

“Oh, that is our human color wheel. It goes from Seal to Seal's teeth.”

— Hilary Winston, Dean Pelton, Jim Rash, imdb.com

Tagged: human, Color, wheel, Seal

“You're just as selfish as I am - you're just not as good at it yet.”

— Hilary Winston, Jeff Winger, Joel Mchale, imdb.com

Tagged: Selfish, Good, practice

“So pick up your pom-poms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes.”

— Liz Cackowski, Annie Edison, Alison Brie, imdb.com

Tagged: pom-poms, stuff your bra, team bus, Taco Bell, Life

“Well, I didn't realize we were really good friends. I figured we were really more like Chandler and Phoebe. They never really had stories together.”

— Liz Cackowski, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com

Tagged: Good, Friends, reference, Stories

“Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com

Tagged: Documentary, assignment, real movies, ugly

“9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business.”

— Jon Pollack, Tim Hobert, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com

Tagged: 9/11, falafel, Business, End

“Why are you dressed like an 80's rapist?”

— Dan Harmon, Britta Perry, Gillian Jacobs, imdb.com

Tagged: Questions, Dressed, 80s, Rapist

“Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.”

— Dan Harmon, Abed Nadir, Danny Pudi, imdb.com

Tagged: Conflicts, ultimately, Together, unlikely, Family

“Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?”

— Dan Harmon, Pierce Hawthorne, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

Tagged: Sperm, eggs, Simile Examples, bullets, Shock

“A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision.”

— Dan Harmon, Britta Perry, Gillian Jacobs, imdb.com

Tagged: Douche, x-ray, Vision, play on words, Lifetime