Show

Last Man Standing

A married father of three tries to maintain his manliness in a world increasingly dominated by women.

(53 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (7)Season 2 (4)Season 3 (19)Season 4 (20)Season 7 (3)

Characters

Mike Baxter (28)Tim Allen (27)Vince Calandra (13)Kevin Hench (11)Nancy Travis (9)Vanessa Baxter (9)Molly Ephraim (8)Mandy Baxter (8)Joey Gutierrez (5)Michael Shipley (4)

“Mike Baxter: Many times, you got to streamline conversations to avoid the big arguments. We do it all the time. Vanessa Baxter: What? Mike Baxter: Honey, married 30 years, we're in the home stretch. You might as well know, I actually like Chinese food. I just, you know, don't like watching you eat i…”

— Joe Port, Joe Wiseman, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, arguments, lying, Chinese Food

“Mike Baxter: Acne's not contagious. Mandy Baxter: I don't know that, kids at school stayed away from them, treated them like leopards. Vanessa Baxter: I think you mean leper. Mandy Baxter: The D's silent, I didn't know that.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: leper, leopard, Acne, Contagious

“A black man who likes hockey, that's the most creative costume I've seen all night.”

— Michael Teverbaugh, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Black Men, Hockey, stereotypes

“Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things.”

— Michael Teverbaugh, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: voting, voter fraud, illegal

“Eve Baxter: Little girl? You're lucky this rifle was chained down or you'd be limping out of here carrying a concealed weapon. Kyle Anderson: I don't understand. Mandy Baxter: She's gonna put it up your butt.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

Tagged: Guns, concealed weapon, butt

“Vanessa Baxter: Can you believe there's another Kardashian? Mike Baxter: Like cars, comes out with a new model every year, got that new Kardashian smell.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: kardashian, new car, Smell

“Those of you waging a war against vaccinations, you're going to lose that war, vaccines won the Revolutionary War. See at that time there was a big outbreak of smallpox, not to be confused with great pox, which is what they called syphilis, that led to the great 18th century pick up line, 'Come on b…”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: variolation, George Washington, Revolutionary War, Spotted Dick, Syphilis

“Ryan: Scared of a little boy? Mike Baxter: This coming from the guy who took one look at him and left for three years.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Fear, sissy, coward

“Mike Baxter: Hey Kyle, do you have a man cave? Kyle Anderson: My van. One place where people aren't all up in my business. You have no idea how tiring it is.'Kyle, do this.' 'Kyle, do that.' 'Kyle, for God's sake, get your act together.' Mike Baxter: I don't do that. Kyle Anderson: Your daughter doe…”

— Marsh McCall, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: man cave, all up in my business

“Vanessa Baxter: Can you drive Eve to soccer? Mike Baxter: [scoffing] Soccer. That's just Europe's covert war for the hearts and minds of America's kids.”

— Jack Burditt, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: soccer, eurocentrism, Conspiracy Theories

“Mike Baxter: Honey, what's the harm in letting her try out? Vanessa Baxter: Really, honey? A teen model? You want her hanging out in Vegas with Russian mobsters and, uh, David Spade? Mike Baxter: I absolutely do not want that!”

— Eben Russell, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: teen model, david spade, russian mobsters, Las Vegas

“Then only time men should be dancing is when other men are shootin' at their feet.”

— Jack Burditt, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Men, Dancing, gender roles

“Ed Alzate: How is Mike pretending to be angry, scary, and unstable good for our website? Kyle Anderson: We've gotten tons of hits. Hits are good.”

— Jack Burditt, Kyle Anderson, Christoph Sanders, imdb.com

Tagged: Hits, clicks, Clickbait, angry, scary