Season 1

“Sabrina: So, what did you wanna tell me that couldn’t wait till twelve thirty-seven? Harvey: Something I should have said a long time ago: I think we should go steady. Sabrina: Steady? I’d like that. I’d like that a lot. Harvey: And I want to give you something so we’ll never forget this moment. Sab…”

— Nick Bakay, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document. Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”

— Nell Scovell, Sheldon Bull, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Gordon: What can you tell me about Salem’s temperament? Sabrina: Well he’s very friendly, very focused and... just a little power mad. Gordon: Sounds like he’s all cat.”

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“I just don’t get why they’re making us read 1984 when Orwell got so much wrong...”

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Hilda: So how was your date with Rick? Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old. Hilda: Like what? Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait…”

— Nell Scovell, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Salem, what are you doing? Salem: Nothing! Sabrina: You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you? Salem: I like the attention”

— Renee Phillips, Carrie Honigblum, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Are you kidding? I’d love to meet the Violent Femmes! When? Where? Harvey: Well, they’ll be signing CD’s at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight. Sabrina: Midnight! That’s perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts. Harvey: Just tell them what I told my paren…”

— Nell Scovell, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Great! Great, great, great! Hilda: That’s the spirit! Sabrina: I was being sarcastic! Hilda: So was I...”

— Nell Scovell, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Salem: Whoa! Who's your new friend? Zelda: It’s her first wart as a witch! Hilda: Oh, let me get the camera!”

— Nell Scovell, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Zelda: Now, we'll empty our minds. Hilda: That, I can do.”

— Nell Scovell, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Sabrina: ...So then, Jenny’s dad landed on Park Place, and to pay the rent he had to borrow money from her little brother. It was super-funny. Harvey: My family can’t play board games, not since the Pictionary incident. I still can’t talk about it...”

— Jon Sherman, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Jenny: This is such a great place! I mean, how many people have their own turret? Sabrina: I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?”

— Jon Sherman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment? Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine. Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year! Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson…”

— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard. Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it? Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair! Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these probl…”

— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Okay, we have five witches and a newt, we should be able to do something. Hilda: I’ve got it: We all hide inside a giant wooden horse! Zelda: Hmm, that worked so well the last time.”

— Frank Conniff, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now! Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it. Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.' Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”

— Frank Conniff, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Libby caught me coming out of Science Club. Zelda: You went to Science Club? Oh, that’s wonderful! Sabrina: No, it’s not! Now Libby thinks I’m a complete geek! Hilda: I knew this would happen; it’s Zelda’s influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you’d be normal.”

— Rachel Lipman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think- Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME! Zelda: What?! Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hop…”

— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“How can you choose the Pleasure Dome over High School?! Wait, that didn't come out right...”

— Nick Bakay, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Libby: Come on Harvey, let’s hit the floor. Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance. Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here? Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor. Libby: For what? Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”

— Rachel Lipman, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com