Show

Seinfeld

by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others

Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version

(684 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (15)Season 2 (55)Season 3 (101)Season 4 (109)Season 5 (97)Season 6 (82)Season 7 (83)Season 8 (79)Season 9 (59)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (476)Larry David (265)Jason Alexander (179)George Costanza (179)Michael Richards (99)Cosmo Kramer (99)Larry Charles (92)Peter Mehlman (91)Elaine Benes (59)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (59)

“Everybody's doing something; we'll do nothing.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Nothing

“OK, uh, look, if you want to just keep on doing the same old thing, then maybe this idea is not for you. I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I'll tell you something else, this is the show and we're not going to change it.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Artistic Integrity, Integrity

“We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.”

— Larry David, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

Tagged: Reneging, Renege

“What do you want me to say? That the things haven't worked out the way that I planned? That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? That LA is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? That it's a lonely place even when you’re stuck in traffic on the Hollywood Freeway? That I'm…”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Los Angeles, Hollywood, Movie Industry, Screenwriting, Loneliness

“Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Vagueness

“Come on, this is a great idea. Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks on the show. A woman with a mustache? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to see a woman with a mustache? You've got the tallest man in the world, a guy who's just a head.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Freaks, Circus

“I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of ’em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got anoth…”

— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Martel, Peter Murnik, imdb.com

Tagged: Police Detectives, Interrogation, Pedophiles

“Oh yeah, right. Maybe it was one of your other personalities, huh? The wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. You just couldn't help yourself, could you, Kramer? You saw life brimming bri…”

— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Martel, Peter Murnik, imdb.com

Tagged: Police Detectives, Interrogations

“I hate asking for change. They always make a face. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Making Change, Money

“Fabulous, just fabulous. I've got a lot of auditions, a lot of callbacks, and I've got a lot of interest for my movie treatment. I'm in development, I'm in developed vehicles. And there's a lot of energy here, man. You know, the vibe, it's powerful. I'm just swept up at it. Yeah, I'm a player.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Hollywood, Callbacks, Los Angeles

“There are many different jobs in the police. It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be sketch artists,…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Crime Scenes, Chalk Artists, Murder

“What am I scared of? I'm scared of the same thing that you are, everything.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Fear, Paranoia, Anxiety

“What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler? What do you wear in a bunker? What did her parents think of Hitler as a potential son-in-law? I mean, it could just go on and on.”

— Larry Charles, Chelsea, Debi A. Monahan, imdb.com

Tagged: Hitler, Sex, Eva Braun

“It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand-new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand-new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a ne…”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Domestic Disputes, cats

“Yes, I like to just be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them, you know what I mean? You know, I don't like being all tucked in. I like to have a lot of room, you know I like to have my toes pointed up in the air. Just like to scrunch up the blankets.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Bedsheets, Tuck or No Tuck

“I happen to dress based on mood.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Fashion, Mood

“So my acting technique, my personal acting technique is working with color, imagining color, then finding the emotional vibrational mood connected to the color. See, if you look through my scripts, you'll see that all my lines have a special color, so I don't memorize language, I memorize color. Thi…”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Acting, Screenplays

“I was living in twilight, George. Living in the shadows. Living in the darkness...like you.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Despair, Hitting Bottom, Shadows, Darkness, insults

“People will kill each other for a parking space in New York because they think, 'If I don't get this one, I may never get a space.’ You know? ‘I'll be circling for months until somebody goes out to the Hamptons.’ I think because everyone in New York City knows there's gotta be way more cars than par…”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Parking, New York City, The Hamptons, 1964

“No, no, this is a matter of principle. That would just be saying that anybody could just pull into any parking space any way they want. Well I'm making a stand here. I'm saying ‘no’ to head-first parking. I'm not putting up with that. We put up with too much crap in this city, we're not putting up w…”

— Greg Daniels, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Principle, Parking