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by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 696 others
Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version
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“Kramer: You know you’re not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist. Jerry: I think you’re thinking of ‘You’re not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery.’ Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.”
— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Elaine: Where’s Kramer? Jerry: Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo.”
— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Jake: Well, maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do. Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point. Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller. Elaine: I just thought you…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There’s someone here I’d like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants. George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you. George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must sa…”
— Peter Mehlman, Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com