Season
Season 9
by David Mandel, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and 187 others
The ninth and final season of Seinfeld, began airing on September 25, 1997, and concluded on May 14, 1998, on NBC.
(59 total)
Characters
“Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way. Kramer: What happened to the doll? Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was…”
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com
“Order! Order in this court, I will clear this room! I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built. I can think of…”
— Larry David, Judge Arthur Vandelay, Stanley Anderson, imdb.com
“Ladies and gentlemen, last year, our City Council by a vote of twelve to two, passed a Good Samaritan Law. Now, essentially, we made it a crime to ignore a fellow human being in trouble. Now this group from New York not only ignored, but, as we will prove, they actually mocked the victim as he was b…”
— Larry David, District Attorney Hoyt, James Rebhorn, imdb.com
“Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!”
— Gregg Kavet, David Mandel, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Spike Feresten, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Jennifer Crittenden, Bob, Yul Vazquez, imdb.com
“All right! But hear me and hear me well—the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld—your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching—watching as it all comes crumbli…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.”
— Gregg Kavet, David Mandel, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Spike Feresten, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Jennifer Crittenden, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too? Not you, Becky; I know you have a slow metabolism. I don't want one more piece of cake in my office!”
— Gregg Kavet, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com