If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?
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Trey Parker
Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is known for co-creating South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). Parker and Stone moved to Los Angeles and wrote their second film, Orgazmo (1997). Before the premiere of the film, South Park premiered on Comedy Central in August 1997. The duo, who possess full creative control of the show, have since produced music and video games based on the show, which continues to run. They worked on a feature film titled South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), which received critical acclaim by both critics and fans. Alongside Stone, he has also produced various feature films and television series, including Team America: World Police (2004
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
Barbrady: Okay people, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain, the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. Therefore, I have special ordered this training film to assist us in volcano safety. Mr. Garrison, if you would, please? [Garrison turns on the movie projector to watch a…
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny. Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree-hugger! Cartman: Yeah, hippie! Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything!
Stan: My uncle Jimbo says that after this he's gonna take me hunting in Africa. Kyle: Wow. That'd be cool. Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…
Jimbo: Come on, Ned, and keep quiet. Ned: Okay. [They climb over the fence and encounter...] Jimbo: Hello, Enrique. Ned: What are we doing here? Jimbo: Well, Ned, we always kidnapped Middle Park's mascot. But this year we're going to booby-trap it instead. [puts bomb on Enrique's back] And when John…
Stan: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut— Chef: HIKE THE DAMN BALL!!
Gay people? Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you…
Gay people? Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you…
Chef: Now children, gather around, and watch the wonders of life. The beauty of Mother Nature. [The pig is heard squealing loudly] Stan: Ah, sick! Cartman: Fluffy! Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.
It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, 'Me Stan, bachump, BA-chewy-chump, BA-chewy-chump.' Back to you in the studio.
It appears that the horrible, destructive creature is actually 8-year-old Stan Marsh of South Park. When asked why he was wreaking such havoc on his hometown, the little boy replied, 'Me Stan, bachump, BA-chewy-chump, BA-chewy-chump.' Back to you in the studio.
Cartman: If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, 'Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?' Stan: Cartman, what the heck are you talking about?…
Kyle: Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's going to kick your ass, just tell her 'Shelley, you're my sister and I love you.' Kenny [muffled]: And I want to see you handling your breasts. Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!
Mrs. Crabtree: Wait! What's that thing?! [referring to the elephant] Kyle: Oh, this is the new retarded kid. Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.
Protester: Look, it's the president of the network! John Horsoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff. I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network. Fuck you! [pause] John Horsoff: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over…
Protester: Look, it's the president of the network! John Horsoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Horsoff. I have prepared a speech on behalf of the network. Fuck you! [pause] John Horsoff: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over…
Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky! Come and fly, take a ride— Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time! Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!
Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky! Come and fly, take a ride— Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time! Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!