Season

Season 3

by Megan Mullally, Larry Murphy, David Herman, Andy Kindler, Sarah Silverman and 15 others

The third season of the animated sitcom Bob's Burgers began airing on the Fox network in the United States on September 30, 2012, and concluded on May 12, 2013. All main cast members reprised their roles, the season also featured guest stars such as Jon H

(24 total)

Characters

Wendy Molyneux (7)Kristen Schaal (7)Louise Belcher (7)Lizzie Molyneux (7)Tina Belcher (6)Dan Mintz (6)Holly Schlesinger (4)Kit Boss (3)Eugene Mirman (3)H. Jon Benjamin (3)

“Bob: Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom. Like Gene. Gene: Thank you!”

— Jon Schroeder, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Boring, Backhanded Compliments

“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Bras, Heroes, boobs

“Tina: And his face? Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face! Tina: You mean 'kiss?' Louise: No, I mean 'slap.' Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”

— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: kiss, Slap, Falling In Love, Infatuation

“Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Ass is Grass, Threats

“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”

— Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

Tagged: Priorities, Coffee, Espresso, Caffeinated Tea

“I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I am just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!”

— Kit Boss, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Ghosts, Sharks, cancer, Snakes, Fear

“Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...”

— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Alibis, Parking Meters

“Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I'd kill myself!”

— Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Security, Loneliness, Commitment, Suicide, Being Alone

“Can we roll down the windows? I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath.”

— Holly Schlesinger, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: bad breath

“Look through the tube, see some boob! Show some green, see some peen!”

— Scott Jacobson, Darryl, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com

Tagged: voyeurism, Boob, Peen

“Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth...not really that much. Never mind.”

— Scott Jacobson, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Puns, Bird in the Hand, Nerds

“I made it rain shrimp! What did you ever do?”

— Mike Benner, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Raining Shrimp, Humblebragging

“My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Starving Children, Misery, Self-Pity

“You should know when you hold hands with me, you're holding hands with everything I've ever eaten.”

— Holly Schlesinger, Gene Belcher, Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

Tagged: Gross, Communicable Diseases, Holding Hands

“Linda: Don't you talk to me like that, Miss Smart-mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room! Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”

— Nora Smith, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Grounded, Smart Mouth

“Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands. Bob: ‘My own apartment.’ Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”

— Kit Boss, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: List of Demands, Christmas List, Studio Apartment, Threats, Tears

“Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that hairline. Tina: I believe you would!”

— Jon Schroeder, imdb.com

Tagged: Hairline, Receding Hairline, Male Pattern Baldness

“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”

— Gregory Thompson, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies

“Linda: Yeah, it's a little weird, but it's his selection process. Tina: It's like The Bachelor, except at the end, the one he chooses gets eaten.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, imdb.com

Tagged: the bachelor, Turkeys, Selection Process

“Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there? Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”

— Kit Boss, Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Absurd, spaghetti, Hiding, Cowering